Threads like this are another example of why strikes are bad.
Threads like this are another example of why strikes are bad.
I don't know, I'm enjoying myself. We probably would have gotten this without the strike, anyway.
How many times have YOU seen it?
Oh yeah, I'm totally perfect for Mary. I've seen the movie sooo many times.
I want a number, though. Why couldn't you tell that you were perfect the first time? I want to be in a Broadway show, so I need to know from an expert such as yourself how many times I need to see it in order to know that I am perfect for a role.
No, what about the show? I meant on Broadway. That's what matters here.
Then you can't be in it.
Nope, sorry. You can't be in it if you haven't seen it. Doesn't matter how talented you are.
Oh well!
But just wait until they ask if you've SEEN Mary Poppins. How sad for you when you tell them no, and they say you can't be in it!
Kevin Miller from Stockton,
You are the biggest human ass I’ve ever met. I have more talent in one hoof than you do. Hell, I've even played better parts than you. You're a nobody from the arm pit of California.
I bet you drive a car.
Buy tickets. Duh.
I know you're jealous of my superb intelligence with regard to this matter.
Also, you waste of human flesh,
The parts you listed were SUPPORTING parts. If you couldn't even get the lead role in any of those productions, it means you are only second best...
In Stockton.
Best of luck in New York.
But you have to see it before you meet them. Otherwise they won't cast you.
And if you are such good friends with casting people in LA, then why haven't you done anything there?
Your 3 "tonys" mean NOTHING to anyone but you.
And they were for SUPPORTING characters, SECOND BEST.
You suck ass.
That's me, attacking a moron like you.
Hey ssfun90067- I'd like to chat with you but you don't accept private messages!
"I have 3 Tony Awards from my drama classes in school. Awards mean something in NYC."
"when I meet and talk to the director and producer of the show..." [who you are going to locate, how?]
You guys... this is a fake person. HE IS NOT REAL. Nobody on earth is this stupid. He is a puppet, baiting BWW for fun.
Not that this thread isn't a little bit funny. But come on... don't get yourselves worked up. This is not a real human being.
I'm having fun.
People who like Sondheim enjoy cruelty.
Dude,
You have no talent.
I just got off the phone with the University, and they've never even heard of you.
ATTENTION:
THIS THREAD NO LONGER SEEMS TO BE WORKING. EVERY POST THAT HAS BEEN PUT UP AFTER THE POST THAT FOLLOWS THIS ONE, GETS 'EATEN' AND DOESN'T SHOW UP ON THE THREAD. IT DOES BUMP IT BACK UP TO THE TOP OF THE BOARD AND SHOW THAT YOUR POST IS THERE, BUT IT DOESN'T SHOW UP.
THIS POSTER HAS BEEN PROVEN A FAKE. LET'S JUST LET THE THREAD DIE.
Oh, you've never seen the show? I guess I will have finished my stint as mary before you join the cast as I've already seen it on Broadway. Oh well.
People who like Sondheim enjoy cruelty.
Hehe.
ssfun, I'm sorry but you have to wait to play Bert in Mary Poppins. The producers called me up after seeing my genius performance as a mouse in Cinderella, and they have asked me to start performances as soon as possible.
The post-eating board appears to have returned.
I wanna know what poor kids face is being used to represent this crazy person!
Chorus Member Joined: 11/1/07
You're going to speak to the producers of Mary Poppins?
That means... Cameron Mackintosh!!
Make sure to get his autograph for me and ask him why he f*cked up the Les Mis revival.
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