"I have 3 Tony Awards from my drama classes in school. Awards mean something in NYC."
"when I meet and talk to the director and producer of the show..." [who you are going to locate, how?]
You guys... this is a fake person. HE IS NOT REAL. Nobody on earth is this stupid. He is a puppet, baiting BWW for fun.
Not that this thread isn't a little bit funny. But come on... don't get yourselves worked up. This is not a real human being.
I'm having fun.
People who like Sondheim enjoy cruelty.
Dude,
You have no talent.
I just got off the phone with the University, and they've never even heard of you.
ATTENTION:
THIS THREAD NO LONGER SEEMS TO BE WORKING. EVERY POST THAT HAS BEEN PUT UP AFTER THE POST THAT FOLLOWS THIS ONE, GETS 'EATEN' AND DOESN'T SHOW UP ON THE THREAD. IT DOES BUMP IT BACK UP TO THE TOP OF THE BOARD AND SHOW THAT YOUR POST IS THERE, BUT IT DOESN'T SHOW UP.
THIS POSTER HAS BEEN PROVEN A FAKE. LET'S JUST LET THE THREAD DIE.
Oh, you've never seen the show? I guess I will have finished my stint as mary before you join the cast as I've already seen it on Broadway. Oh well.
People who like Sondheim enjoy cruelty.
Hehe.
ssfun, I'm sorry but you have to wait to play Bert in Mary Poppins. The producers called me up after seeing my genius performance as a mouse in Cinderella, and they have asked me to start performances as soon as possible.
The post-eating board appears to have returned.
I wanna know what poor kids face is being used to represent this crazy person!
Chorus Member Joined: 11/1/07
You're going to speak to the producers of Mary Poppins?
That means... Cameron Mackintosh!!
Make sure to get his autograph for me and ask him why he f*cked up the Les Mis revival.
I think the deer thread was funnier.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
Mr. Miller, is there a video we can watch on youtube to view your talent? I would love to see it!
You do realize that being in the chorus on Broadway requires a heck of a lot more talent than a lead in a high school or college show, right?
Broadway Star Joined: 8/1/07
Did I seriously just read this whole thread?
Considering I called a backstage number, no it's not odd.
Can't find a listing of you in the school paper...
Or their archives...
I mean, REALLY, if you were SUCH a HUGE talent, wouldn't your name have appeared in the paper ONCE?
I think the deer thread was funnier.
Why arent the rest of the messages showing up on this thread!?
It's not odd, considering I called the backstage number.
It's also strange how, since you say you were a HUGE talent there, that your name doesn't show up anywhere in the school paper or it's archives.
Hmmm...
...
WTF????
I can't see any of these posts that are apaprently in here. How sad.
ssfun--are you gay or straight?
ssfun--do you have a boyfriend?
Broadway Star Joined: 8/1/07
Half of the parts on your "resume" aren't even leads.
ssfun...can i ask you a question?
ssfun--I believe in you and your talent. I had a dream about you last night.
ss, lame just does not begin to describe you.
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