#126
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:07am
I can't sing for sh*t, y'all, but I'm gonna be on Broadway next week.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
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#127
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:13am
Why is this thread so long?!
Whoops, I contributed.
Whoops, I contributed.
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#128
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:46am
This is the best thread EVER!
#129
Posted: 11/17/07 at 2:12am
Wow...so NAIVE and STUPID.
You're comparing/thinking "i'm gonna be an actor on broadway" to "i'm gonna be a teacher."
The correct turn should've been I want to audition for broadway or I dream about being on broadway. You don't just wake up one day and go, yup that's it..i'm gonna be on broadway!!! If that's the way you think my friend you're in for a rude wake up call. Its by far the most heartbreaking, cruel, frustrating, HARD, not for everybody career. That's why you have to train years and years to prepare yourself for the hard blows you will eventually encounter. Oh and sidenote, even some of the most talented unknowns don't make it. Actors are out of a job 90-99% out of the time.
Pull your head out of your ass.
I'm sorry to sound so forward and blunt but its people like this that piss me off.
You're comparing/thinking "i'm gonna be an actor on broadway" to "i'm gonna be a teacher."
The correct turn should've been I want to audition for broadway or I dream about being on broadway. You don't just wake up one day and go, yup that's it..i'm gonna be on broadway!!! If that's the way you think my friend you're in for a rude wake up call. Its by far the most heartbreaking, cruel, frustrating, HARD, not for everybody career. That's why you have to train years and years to prepare yourself for the hard blows you will eventually encounter. Oh and sidenote, even some of the most talented unknowns don't make it. Actors are out of a job 90-99% out of the time.
Pull your head out of your ass.
I'm sorry to sound so forward and blunt but its people like this that piss me off.
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Updated On: 11/17/07 at 02:12 AM
#130
Posted: 11/17/07 at 5:11am
You'll all be sorry when I'm up there winning my 10th Tony
>> Award.
I am already kind of sorry I followed the thread. I took one look at that mug and I immediately sent a copy of it straight to Mel Brooks! Why waste all of that talented BS on Broadway? This guy is going straight to the top!
I mean Stockton!! In ten minutes I can be there and gone, it's really that big! If you blink, I swear, you already missed the exit!
Oh well. I just don't know how Hollywood missed him? Too busy doing stunt work for Stockton I suppose. Unfortunately, too boring to even get stuff like Friday the 13th to shoot there I'm afraid. Unless of course they need a couple of trees or branches for the set.
This guy. He just has to come and post here because we all know this is where all of the big Broadway Producers come to chill out. Mostly though to jack our threads and call us names behind our backs for dissing their shows but the big secret is, they are really lurking around, checking our avatars looking for the next big chum..I mean star to sucker into one of their huge never ending contracts!
I say then, Party On Kevin. If I lived in Stockton, I know I would have to come here at least once in awhile to just pretend I am out of the booneys now and then. Let us know though when you make it to Sacra-tomato though! Or maybe thats too kiddie for you. Better run off to San Francisco. I hear from the inside, everyone who graduates here is heading for the big Apple, so surely you can get a lead in The Color Purple! How well do you play ethnic parts? Doesn't matter! This guy has it all. I'll make a note to email Oprah too!
The guy's got star written all over him. I'll be right there buddy, clapping heartily but only after you win that tenth Tony. I have my standards too! I may have to come back from the Grave to do it but I promise you, I'll be there. Just listen for the rattling chains and that I promise you, will be me!
>> Award.
I am already kind of sorry I followed the thread. I took one look at that mug and I immediately sent a copy of it straight to Mel Brooks! Why waste all of that talented BS on Broadway? This guy is going straight to the top!
I mean Stockton!! In ten minutes I can be there and gone, it's really that big! If you blink, I swear, you already missed the exit!
Oh well. I just don't know how Hollywood missed him? Too busy doing stunt work for Stockton I suppose. Unfortunately, too boring to even get stuff like Friday the 13th to shoot there I'm afraid. Unless of course they need a couple of trees or branches for the set.
This guy. He just has to come and post here because we all know this is where all of the big Broadway Producers come to chill out. Mostly though to jack our threads and call us names behind our backs for dissing their shows but the big secret is, they are really lurking around, checking our avatars looking for the next big chum..I mean star to sucker into one of their huge never ending contracts!
I say then, Party On Kevin. If I lived in Stockton, I know I would have to come here at least once in awhile to just pretend I am out of the booneys now and then. Let us know though when you make it to Sacra-tomato though! Or maybe thats too kiddie for you. Better run off to San Francisco. I hear from the inside, everyone who graduates here is heading for the big Apple, so surely you can get a lead in The Color Purple! How well do you play ethnic parts? Doesn't matter! This guy has it all. I'll make a note to email Oprah too!
The guy's got star written all over him. I'll be right there buddy, clapping heartily but only after you win that tenth Tony. I have my standards too! I may have to come back from the Grave to do it but I promise you, I'll be there. Just listen for the rattling chains and that I promise you, will be me!
#131
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:00pm
Oh my! It's the next day and there are STILL suckers here who believe this guy's for real. Sad.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#132
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:11pm
Yes, we'd all be jealous of your stupidity.
If it were real.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
If it were real.
Updated On: 11/17/07 at 12:11 PM
#133
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:16pm
Are you insinuating that we are all figments of the imagination?
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#135
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:19pm
Well, you may be able to act your face off, but you can't read.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#136
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:21pm
Oh totally. May (fake) ignorance be bliss.
My nonexistant acting aspirations SCREAM with pain in your direction.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
My nonexistant acting aspirations SCREAM with pain in your direction.
Updated On: 11/17/07 at 12:21 PM
#137
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:25pm
Because you made them up.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#138
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:27pm
Okay!
Man, hot, talented AND wise! What a catch.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
Man, hot, talented AND wise! What a catch.
Updated On: 11/17/07 at 12:27 PM
#139
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:35pm
Because even if you're already talented, lessons improve on your talent and good teachers also teach you how you how to behave in a professional environment.
Speaking honestly and not trying to be hurtful, your attitude right now will really turn people off.There's a fine line between confidence and cockiness. Confidence is quiet. Cockiness is a loud pain in the ass that people can smell from a mile away.
Humility is a great great thing. You may just have to learn it the hard way though.
Speaking honestly and not trying to be hurtful, your attitude right now will really turn people off.There's a fine line between confidence and cockiness. Confidence is quiet. Cockiness is a loud pain in the ass that people can smell from a mile away.
Humility is a great great thing. You may just have to learn it the hard way though.
#140
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:47pm
There's one chick on here who obviously doesn't know how to act cause she says that shes doing off Broadway and regional....why would anyone want to do that?
Whoo, I can't act! Yay!!
Em, stop being jealous. It's not nice. :-P
When I come to New York after I graduate from college, I'll talk to the producers of MARY POPPINS and tell them I am perfect for Bert's part. I have the movie and have seen it a lot of times.
Well, if that's the standard, I MUST be next in line to play Mary Poppins herself. Let's both go visit the producers when you graduate and tell them that we've seen the movie so many times that we are obviously right for the part. Brilliant.
This is just the kind of pick me up I needed this morning, thanks.
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I chose, and my world was shaken- So what?
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
"And when Idina Menzel is singing, I'm always slightly worried that her teeth are going to jump out of her mouth and chase me." - Schmerg_the_Impaler
Whoo, I can't act! Yay!!
Em, stop being jealous. It's not nice. :-P
When I come to New York after I graduate from college, I'll talk to the producers of MARY POPPINS and tell them I am perfect for Bert's part. I have the movie and have seen it a lot of times.
Well, if that's the standard, I MUST be next in line to play Mary Poppins herself. Let's both go visit the producers when you graduate and tell them that we've seen the movie so many times that we are obviously right for the part. Brilliant.
This is just the kind of pick me up I needed this morning, thanks.
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
Updated On: 11/17/07 at 12:47 PM
#141
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:48pm
*stops*
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#142
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:49pm
Threads like this are another example of why strikes are bad.
"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt
#143
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:51pm
Threads like this are another example of why strikes are bad.
I don't know, I'm enjoying myself. We probably would have gotten this without the strike, anyway.
http://www.beintheheights.com/katnicole1 (Please click and help me win!)
I chose, and my world was shaken- So what?
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
"And when Idina Menzel is singing, I'm always slightly worried that her teeth are going to jump out of her mouth and chase me." - Schmerg_the_Impaler
I don't know, I'm enjoying myself. We probably would have gotten this without the strike, anyway.
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
#144
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:52pm
How many times have YOU seen it?
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#145
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:54pm
Oh yeah, I'm totally perfect for Mary. I've seen the movie sooo many times.
http://www.beintheheights.com/katnicole1 (Please click and help me win!)
I chose, and my world was shaken- So what?
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
"And when Idina Menzel is singing, I'm always slightly worried that her teeth are going to jump out of her mouth and chase me." - Schmerg_the_Impaler
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
#146
Posted: 11/17/07 at 12:55pm
I want a number, though. Why couldn't you tell that you were perfect the first time? I want to be in a Broadway show, so I need to know from an expert such as yourself how many times I need to see it in order to know that I am perfect for a role.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#147
Posted: 11/17/07 at 1:05pm
No, what about the show? I meant on Broadway. That's what matters here.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#148
Posted: 11/17/07 at 1:16pm
Then you can't be in it.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#149
Posted: 11/17/07 at 1:25pm
Nope, sorry. You can't be in it if you haven't seen it. Doesn't matter how talented you are.
Oh well!
A work of art is an invitation to love.
Oh well!
#150
Posted: 11/17/07 at 1:27pm
But just wait until they ask if you've SEEN Mary Poppins. How sad for you when you tell them no, and they say you can't be in it! 
A work of art is an invitation to love.
Updated On: 11/17/07 at 01:27 PM
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