Inside Hairspray-It's FANTASTIC!!! — Page 3

Well, if you have ever wondered from where the genious of HAIRSPRY came, I think we found the answer!:

"Well, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, but did we need to see yours??"

(Although I don't know if YOU made that up....)

AND

"Anyway, since you enjoy airing what you consider dirty laundry, might I add some lovely fabric softener to your soiled undies?"


P.S. Marc, personal attacks are not allowed on BWW....of course I have never made one. Even when a stupid, prissy, hack who has demons of his own to sort out tries to defame the good name of a great show, I will refrain from personal attacks....

My God, you're all nothing but a bunch of suck-ups!

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Wanna know about the las vegas production of "HAIRSPRAY"?? I ain't tellin'!! You're gonna have to get your asses to Vegas to see for yourselves!!

But the entire team is onboard for this, and we are gonna create an alternate universe version of the show that retains all the peaks, all the story, and all the heart. But audience members had better be in good health, for you just might have a heart attack as it comes at ya!

The only thing I can confirm that will be missing from Vegas is nameless.chorus.boy!!

oh, and n.c.b., let me save your time with your response

"Fine with me, Mr. Shaiman. This Vegas production is just further proof that the creative team of HAIRSPRAY has lost all sense of dignity and has now joined with their evil producers to chase The Almighty Buck"

feel better?

the truth is, our Vegas producers are so dedicated to the heart & soul of the show, (even within the Union based time and financial restrictions) that we are all jumping for joy (and certainly would never have said yes to it if they weren't). The Vegas HAIRSPRAY will simply be an alternative version, and for everything lost due to time, something new will be added to insure NO ONE leaves the theatre (or even passes the Casino) without a big mutha f**king grin plastered across their face.

And as far as chasing the Almight Buck, you said it buster!! Drinks are on me!!

Updated On: 3/11/05 at 02:13 PM

and such a woman!

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Marc, I mean, Mr. Shaiman, careful longtime readers of this board remember when you handed me the role of Tracy without so much as an audition. So at least one secret is out. Or is that one of those, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" things?

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I like CATSNYrevival's reply. We'll leave it at that.

And I don't understand how you can be clearly upset at someone for ragging on your show, so you rag on them in return. It's a bit hypocritical. I'm not saying I support or agree with nameless.chorus.boy, but it doesn't make me think any higher of Marc Shaiman, either.

And introducing Finding Namo as Tracy. (Yes it's my real name. Our parents were hippies. Just ask my siblings, Rain, Joaquim, and Sylvester [he does drag]).

I would find it easier to read criticisms of a GOOD show like Hairspray from people who didn't have screen names that reference Wicked or Cats. But that's just me.

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Josh, the difference is I print my name and can stand behind and prove what I write in DEFENSE of an attack...sorta like proving there were no Weapons of Mass Destruction!!

And CATSNYRevival (please tell me your screen name is ironic), it sounds like you saw the show on an off night..Oh my God, there are HUMANS running those lights and up there on the stage! Of course, I am biased, but even on an off night I think our show is fanTABulous, but PM me and I'll gladly arrange for you to see the show from the best seats in the house...seriously

And if you still can't stand it, so be it. I will see you to the door and have 5 drunken stage hands beat the living **** out of you!! Then I will bring you backstage and you can help me in my nightly duties of washing out Bruce Vilanch's undergarments...they DO make all Broadway composers do that for their shows like they told me, right??

hey...if he turns down those tickets! i'll take you up on that offer! :) and i'll sing you a little Link :)

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This thread is OOZING with brown nosers and desperation. Yuck.

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Updated On: 3/11/05 at 03:17 PM

is nosine like visine?

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Is "Marc Shaiman" really Marc Shaiman? If not, it's fraud and I think illegal.