"Sadie Salome Go Home"--written for Fanny Brice and here sung by the indomitable Dorothy Loudon (audio only):
http://fscottivers.tumblr.com/post/90124536889/dorothy-loudon-sings-irvin-berlins-sadie-salome
Sadie Cohen left her happy home
To become an actress lady.
On the stage she soon became the rage
As "The Only Real Salomy Baby."
When she came to town, her sweetheart Mose
Brought for her around a pretty rose
But he got an awful fright
When his Sadie came to sight
He stood up and yelled with all his might:
Refrain:
"Don't do that dance, I tell you Sadie!
That's not a bus'ness for a lady!
'Most ev'rybody knows
That I'm your loving Mose--
Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy,
Vere is your clothes?
You better go and get your dresses.
Ev'ryone's got the op'ra glesses!
Oy! such a sad disgrace!
No one looks in your face!
Sadie Salome, go home!"
From the crowd Moses yelled out loud,
"Who put in your head such notions?
You look sweet, but jiggle with your feet--
Who put in your back such funny motions?
As a singer, you was always fine!
Sing to me, 'Because the World Is Mine."
Then the crowd began to roar
Sadie did a new encore.
Mose got mad and yelled at her once more:
