KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!

[Lauren_T]

KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#1

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:11am

Her mother just said on Letterman she is in rehersals for Chicago in london and is coming to the show on Broadway at Christmas! AHHHHHHHHHH!

[ljay889]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#2

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:18am

What?

Which role?

[DEFYxGRAViTY721]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#2

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:19am

*strangles self*

[Lauren_T]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#3

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:19am

she didnt say. all i can say is that this is beyond crazy!

[little_sally]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#4

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:20am

It's probably for Roxie. 'Cause she sure as hell ain't no Velma.

A little swash, a bit of buckle - you'll love it more than bread.

[ljay889]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#5

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:21am

That aint no Roxie

[misschung]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#6

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:22am

Chicago? I thought Hairspray, if anything.

She's got a great voice and a decent stage presence. I'm not sure I can picture her as Roxie, but time will tell.

The morning star always gets wonderful bright the minute before it has to go --doesn't it?

[RentBoy86]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#7

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:24am

She just doesn't exude sexyness. But hell, if Ashlee Simpson can do it...

And Kander and Ebb cry a silent tear...

[C is for Company]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#8

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:24am

The red hair DOES remind me of Gwennie!

[Lauren_T]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#9

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:25am

According to the link...she is cast as Mama Morton


http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007340626,00.html

[little_sally]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#10

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:25am

Isn't she a little young for Mama Morton?

A little swash, a bit of buckle - you'll love it more than bread.

[ljay889]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#11

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:25am

WOW.

I can KIND OF buy her as Mama. Would be interesting to have a younger Mama.

[popular_elphie]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#12

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:26am

Mama? How old is she?

[JerseyScoundrel]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#13

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:26am

Wow! That will be a stretch for her.

"This is a stupid story. It never stops. But we keep making lemonade! We're opening the biggest f***ing lemonade stand you ever saw!" -Walter Bobbie after a long day of Sweet Charity Rehersals (Newyorkmetro.com)

[Flaunt It]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#14

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:27am

They have had several Mamas in London that are young.

[ljay889]

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Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:28am

^ Um. None as young as 22.

[misschung]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#16

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:28am

Ashlee Simpson...

ljay, to be fair - that is a really, really old, unflattering picture of her. I would hope that no one would judge me by a picture from when I was 16. owch.
Just look at the picture in that link - hasn't she grown up nice since then?

The morning star always gets wonderful bright the minute before it has to go --doesn't it?

[Lauren_T]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#17

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:29am

I don't know about you guys. But Kelly should have talked more with Jim Carnahan and got cast a Moritz in Spring Awakening! She would have been amazing.

[goofy108]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#18

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:30am

CLOSE THE DAMN SHOW!
next they will be having lindsay lohan playing billy flinn via satelite from prison.

[little_sally]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#19

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:31am

goofy108, I'm with you on that one.

A little swash, a bit of buckle - you'll love it more than bread.

[ljay889]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#20

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:31am

CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH!

[TapTapTapioca]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#21

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:32am

I think she could actually be kind of good.

I shave me Xanadu every morning!

[C is for Company]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#22

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:33am

Goofy, I laughed SO hard at that

[wonderfulwizard11]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#23

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:33am

I think she could be good as well.

I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.

[Flaunt It]

re: KELLY OSBOURNE IS COMING TO BROADWAY!!!!!!#24

Posted: 7/27/07 at 12:34am

But they have been younger than the NYC castings. On Broadway you cant get cast in that role unles you are an old hag or these days a belty black diva.
Updated On: 7/27/07 at 12:34 AM