"Paint Never Dries"..
I think I just peed a little. Hilarious.
My dyed in the wool inner Phantom Phan has been taking round the clock doses of Pepto since subjecting myself to listen to the score this past Tuesday, courtesy of Sirius Satellite. At first, I wasn't impressed. I took a step further and actually purchased the special DVD/CD at Barnes and Noble, thinking I just needed to hear a better recording of it, on a better sound system, maybe it would grow on me. I should have invested the $$ in a good book instead.
The music is charmless shlock. The lyrics sound like they were lifted from Twitter. That's how bad.
The only hope this show has is to close before 6 months and never come to NYC.
Ramin Karimloo is the only reason to listen to this should you decide to subject yourself. Sierra sings like she's still in Little Mermaid which was a total turnoff to me. Joseph Millson plays bitter just fine, but why turn Raoul into a savage Gaylord from Showboat? What ALW did to these characters just turns my stomach.
Jerry Springer should be happy. The plot of this show is more white trash then any segment he ever aired.
Enjoy at your own risk...I'm off to listen to the original Phantom Score.
"Sticks and stones, sister. Here, have a Valium!"