Will42...have you actually heard Lauren Bacall "sing"? There is a fabulous YouTube "Applause" clip (mostly set in a gay bar). She has personality and demonstrates some mean dance moves. But the only word she could properly sing was "alive." That's it. I had the lovely experience of seeing Elaine Stritch in concert about 2 years ago here in Austin. She can sing. from RC in Austin, Texas
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)