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Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?

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Calvin
#25re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:52pm

As WHAT? Go-To-Hell Kitty?

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Carl Magnum
#26re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 3:55pm

Mary Sunshine duh


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Shakespearean
#27re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:04pm

Besides, who would want to see an American Idol contestant as Tarzan?

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withoutlovewithoutU
#28re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:09pm

I think he'd make a fabulous penny in hairspray, he wouldn't even need a wig for the end!


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Justin D
#29re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:14pm

i was almost certain on the Jennifer Lopez night he was going to come out in that infamous green dress of hers.


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MungoGypsy8232
#30re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:23pm

hmmm...that's like who wouldn't want to see Sanjaya's take on Mrs. Lovett in the recent revival of Sweeney Todd. Imagine, Sanjaya with his hair in LuPone's apron strutting with a tuba!

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LoringsGay
#31re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:26pm


Spring Awakening for Sanjaya!

I wanna see him onstage as Hanschen pleasuring himself in that white nightgown!

Hee hee hee hee hee

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courtnyj
#32re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:36pm

Y'know...it's funny when he stinks up American Idol because I'm sooo tried of it...but Sanjaya on Broadway?

Hellll nooooo! Not in my backyard!

Rentaholic2
#33re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:44pm

He'll have to squeeze it in between his runs as Elphaba and Celie. Then later, when his voice deepens, he can play Fantine.

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BobbyErikValjean
#34re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:51pm

HE'D MAKE AN AWESOME JAVERT!!!111

please no.

Mattbrain
#35re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 5:24pm

Yeah, make a bad show worse, I say!!!!!!!!!!!

I can see the headline now:

Cast of Tarzan kills their new Tarzan in his sleep!!!!! Charges dropped two seconds later!!!!!


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sidneybruhl
#36re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 7:33pm

Sanjaya Sucks!

eb412
#37re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 7:42pm

sanjaya as ALADDIN
or JESUS in Godspell or Jesus Christ Superstar...he has the hair...and the following

JustABroadwaybaby2
#38re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 7:46pm

If that happened, the doomsday clock would move to midnight.


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jv92
#39re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 9:13pm

I hope he is brutally attacked by his group of tweenies in a massive crowd before he steps foot on any stage other than American Idol's.

"Josh Strickland will be playing Tarzan for as long as TARZAN runs. What else is he going to do?"

Become a Cher impersonator.

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ljay889
#40re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 9:15pm

The Weisslers are considering him for Billy Flynn.

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ClumsyDude15
#41re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 9:35pm

"I can see the headline now:

Cast of Tarzan kills their new Tarzan in his sleep!!!!! Charges dropped two seconds later!!!!!

I nearly died when I read that.
I'd see Jenn stabbing him with a rusty knife.


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jv92
#42re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 10:14pm

ljay- You're kidding? Right? If you're not, Sondheim better not give them the rights to Follies or for all we know we'll have Lindsay Lohan singing "I'm Still Here" and Taylor Hicks as Buddy.

MungoGypsy8232
#43re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:27pm

hahah! "Become a Cher impersonator. " jv92, you just made my night!

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TheActr97J
#44re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:56pm

I think he would be the only thing that could ever get me to see Tarzan!


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Mattbrain
#45re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/23/07 at 9:01pm

Thanks for the compliment, ClumsyDude15


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shesamarshmallow
#46re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/23/07 at 9:16pm

I'd buy that for a dollar.


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jv92
#48re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/23/07 at 10:15pm

When I last went to Disneyland, the show was under renovations and there was rumor that a new one was coming. But you never know. Sanjaya's obnoxious smile, cocky attitude and weirdo hair would probably be the most entertaining thing about California Adventure.

broadwayfan3
#49re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/24/07 at 12:42pm

I was supprised no one said this yet;
If Sanjaya wants to play Tarzan, he better hurry, Tarzan is bad enough that it could close anynight, and almost no one would care.....there isn't even a full house most nights......then if Sanjaya is Taran the only person there would be that girl who is always crying cause he got voted off. Does everyone know who I'm talking about?


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MovieGuy1031
#50re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/24/07 at 1:08pm

rather die, i would.


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