Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
#25re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:52pmAs WHAT? Go-To-Hell Kitty?
#26re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 3:55pmMary Sunshine duh
#27re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:04pmBesides, who would want to see an American Idol contestant as Tarzan?
#28re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:09pmI think he'd make a fabulous penny in hairspray, he wouldn't even need a wig for the end!
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu#29re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:14pmi was almost certain on the Jennifer Lopez night he was going to come out in that infamous green dress of hers.
MungoGypsy8232
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/07
#30re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:23pmhmmm...that's like who wouldn't want to see Sanjaya's take on Mrs. Lovett in the recent revival of Sweeney Todd. Imagine, Sanjaya with his hair in LuPone's apron strutting with a tuba!
#31re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:26pm
Spring Awakening for Sanjaya!
I wanna see him onstage as Hanschen pleasuring himself in that white nightgown!
Hee hee hee hee hee
#32re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:36pm
Y'know...it's funny when he stinks up American Idol because I'm sooo tried of it...but Sanjaya on Broadway?
Hellll nooooo! Not in my backyard!
Rentaholic2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/14/04
#33re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:44pmHe'll have to squeeze it in between his runs as Elphaba and Celie. Then later, when his voice deepens, he can play Fantine.
#34re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:51pm
HE'D MAKE AN AWESOME JAVERT!!!111
please no.
Mattbrain
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/23/05
#35re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 5:24pm
Yeah, make a bad show worse, I say!!!!!!!!!!!
I can see the headline now:
Cast of Tarzan kills their new Tarzan in his sleep!!!!! Charges dropped two seconds later!!!!!
eb412
Stand-by Joined: 10/10/06
#37re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 7:42pm
sanjaya as ALADDIN
or JESUS in Godspell or Jesus Christ Superstar...he has the hair...and the following
JustABroadwaybaby2
Broadway Star Joined: 4/6/06
#38re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 7:46pmIf that happened, the doomsday clock would move to midnight.
#39re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 9:13pm
I hope he is brutally attacked by his group of tweenies in a massive crowd before he steps foot on any stage other than American Idol's.
"Josh Strickland will be playing Tarzan for as long as TARZAN runs. What else is he going to do?"
Become a Cher impersonator.
#40re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 9:15pmThe Weisslers are considering him for Billy Flynn.
#41re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 9:35pm
"I can see the headline now:
Cast of Tarzan kills their new Tarzan in his sleep!!!!! Charges dropped two seconds later!!!!!
I nearly died when I read that.
I'd see Jenn stabbing him with a rusty knife.
#42re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 10:14pmljay- You're kidding? Right? If you're not, Sondheim better not give them the rights to Follies or for all we know we'll have Lindsay Lohan singing "I'm Still Here" and Taylor Hicks as Buddy.
MungoGypsy8232
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/07
#43re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:27pmhahah! "Become a Cher impersonator. " jv92, you just made my night!
#44re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:56pmI think he would be the only thing that could ever get me to see Tarzan!
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Mattbrain
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/23/05
#45re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/23/07 at 9:01pmThanks for the compliment, ClumsyDude15
shesamarshmallow
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/23/06
#46re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/23/07 at 9:16pmI'd buy that for a dollar.
#48re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/23/07 at 10:15pmWhen I last went to Disneyland, the show was under renovations and there was rumor that a new one was coming. But you never know. Sanjaya's obnoxious smile, cocky attitude and weirdo hair would probably be the most entertaining thing about California Adventure.
broadwayfan3
Stand-by Joined: 1/18/07
#49re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/24/07 at 12:42pm
I was supprised no one said this yet;
If Sanjaya wants to play Tarzan, he better hurry, Tarzan is bad enough that it could close anynight, and almost no one would care.....there isn't even a full house most nights......then if Sanjaya is Taran the only person there would be that girl who is always crying cause he got voted off. Does everyone know who I'm talking about?
#50re: Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan?
Posted: 4/24/07 at 1:08pmrather die, i would.
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