#26
Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:52pm
As WHAT? Go-To-Hell Kitty?
Okay, how long before Sanjaya is playing Tarzan? — Page 2
#27
Posted: 4/12/07 at 3:55pm
Mary Sunshine duh
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#28
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:04pm
Besides, who would want to see an American Idol contestant as Tarzan?
#29
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:09pm
I think he'd make a fabulous penny in hairspray, he wouldn't even need a wig for the end!
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#30
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:14pm
i was almost certain on the Jennifer Lopez night he was going to come out in that infamous green dress of hers.
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#31
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:23pm
hmmm...that's like who wouldn't want to see Sanjaya's take on Mrs. Lovett in the recent revival of Sweeney Todd. Imagine, Sanjaya with his hair in LuPone's apron strutting with a tuba!
#32
Spring Awakening for Sanjaya!
I wanna see him onstage as Hanschen pleasuring himself in that white nightgown!
Hee hee hee hee hee
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:26pm
Spring Awakening for Sanjaya!
I wanna see him onstage as Hanschen pleasuring himself in that white nightgown!
Hee hee hee hee hee
#33
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:36pm
Y'know...it's funny when he stinks up American Idol because I'm sooo tried of it...but Sanjaya on Broadway?
Hellll nooooo! Not in my backyard!
Hellll nooooo! Not in my backyard!
#34
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:44pm
He'll have to squeeze it in between his runs as Elphaba and Celie. Then later, when his voice deepens, he can play Fantine.
#35
Posted: 4/12/07 at 4:51pm
HE'D MAKE AN AWESOME JAVERT!!!111
please no.
please no.
#36
Posted: 4/12/07 at 5:24pm
Yeah, make a bad show worse, I say!!!!!!!!!!!
I can see the headline now:
Cast of Tarzan kills their new Tarzan in his sleep!!!!! Charges dropped two seconds later!!!!!
I can see the headline now:
Cast of Tarzan kills their new Tarzan in his sleep!!!!! Charges dropped two seconds later!!!!!
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#38
Posted: 4/12/07 at 7:42pm
sanjaya as ALADDIN
or JESUS in Godspell or Jesus Christ Superstar...he has the hair...and the following
or JESUS in Godspell or Jesus Christ Superstar...he has the hair...and the following
#39
Posted: 4/12/07 at 7:46pm
If that happened, the doomsday clock would move to midnight.
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#40
Posted: 4/12/07 at 9:13pm
I hope he is brutally attacked by his group of tweenies in a massive crowd before he steps foot on any stage other than American Idol's.
"Josh Strickland will be playing Tarzan for as long as TARZAN runs. What else is he going to do?"
Become a Cher impersonator.
"Josh Strickland will be playing Tarzan for as long as TARZAN runs. What else is he going to do?"
Become a Cher impersonator.
#41
Posted: 4/12/07 at 9:15pm
The Weisslers are considering him for Billy Flynn.
#42
Posted: 4/12/07 at 9:35pm
"I can see the headline now:
Cast of Tarzan kills their new Tarzan in his sleep!!!!! Charges dropped two seconds later!!!!!
I nearly died when I read that.
I'd see Jenn stabbing him with a rusty knife.
Cast of Tarzan kills their new Tarzan in his sleep!!!!! Charges dropped two seconds later!!!!!
I nearly died when I read that.
I'd see Jenn stabbing him with a rusty knife.
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#43
Posted: 4/12/07 at 10:14pm
ljay- You're kidding? Right? If you're not, Sondheim better not give them the rights to Follies or for all we know we'll have Lindsay Lohan singing "I'm Still Here" and Taylor Hicks as Buddy.
#44
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:27pm
hahah! "Become a Cher impersonator. " jv92, you just made my night!
#45
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:56pm
I think he would be the only thing that could ever get me to see Tarzan!
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#46
Posted: 4/23/07 at 9:01pm
Thanks for the compliment, ClumsyDude15
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#47
Posted: 4/23/07 at 9:16pm
I'd buy that for a dollar.
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#48
Posted: 4/23/07 at 10:15pm
When I last went to Disneyland, the show was under renovations and there was rumor that a new one was coming. But you never know. Sanjaya's obnoxious smile, cocky attitude and weirdo hair would probably be the most entertaining thing about California Adventure.
#49
Posted: 4/24/07 at 12:42pm
I was supprised no one said this yet;
If Sanjaya wants to play Tarzan, he better hurry, Tarzan is bad enough that it could close anynight, and almost no one would care.....there isn't even a full house most nights......then if Sanjaya is Taran the only person there would be that girl who is always crying cause he got voted off. Does everyone know who I'm talking about?
If Sanjaya wants to play Tarzan, he better hurry, Tarzan is bad enough that it could close anynight, and almost no one would care.....there isn't even a full house most nights......then if Sanjaya is Taran the only person there would be that girl who is always crying cause he got voted off. Does everyone know who I'm talking about?
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#50
Posted: 4/24/07 at 1:08pm
rather die, i would.
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