As WHAT? Go-To-Hell Kitty?
Mary Sunshine duh
Besides, who would want to see an American Idol contestant as Tarzan?
I think he'd make a fabulous penny in hairspray, he wouldn't even need a wig for the end!
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofui was almost certain on the Jennifer Lopez night he was going to come out in that infamous green dress of hers.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/07
hmmm...that's like who wouldn't want to see Sanjaya's take on Mrs. Lovett in the recent revival of Sweeney Todd. Imagine, Sanjaya with his hair in LuPone's apron strutting with a tuba!
Spring Awakening for Sanjaya!
I wanna see him onstage as Hanschen pleasuring himself in that white nightgown!
Hee hee hee hee hee
Y'know...it's funny when he stinks up American Idol because I'm sooo tried of it...but Sanjaya on Broadway?
Hellll nooooo! Not in my backyard!
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/14/04
He'll have to squeeze it in between his runs as Elphaba and Celie. Then later, when his voice deepens, he can play Fantine.
HE'D MAKE AN AWESOME JAVERT!!!111
please no.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/23/05
Yeah, make a bad show worse, I say!!!!!!!!!!!
I can see the headline now:
Cast of Tarzan kills their new Tarzan in his sleep!!!!! Charges dropped two seconds later!!!!!
Stand-by Joined: 10/10/06
sanjaya as ALADDIN
or JESUS in Godspell or Jesus Christ Superstar...he has the hair...and the following
Broadway Star Joined: 4/6/06
If that happened, the doomsday clock would move to midnight.
I hope he is brutally attacked by his group of tweenies in a massive crowd before he steps foot on any stage other than American Idol's.
"Josh Strickland will be playing Tarzan for as long as TARZAN runs. What else is he going to do?"
Become a Cher impersonator.
The Weisslers are considering him for Billy Flynn.
"I can see the headline now:
Cast of Tarzan kills their new Tarzan in his sleep!!!!! Charges dropped two seconds later!!!!!
I nearly died when I read that.
I'd see Jenn stabbing him with a rusty knife.
ljay- You're kidding? Right? If you're not, Sondheim better not give them the rights to Follies or for all we know we'll have Lindsay Lohan singing "I'm Still Here" and Taylor Hicks as Buddy.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/07
hahah! "Become a Cher impersonator. " jv92, you just made my night!
I think he would be the only thing that could ever get me to see Tarzan!
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/23/05
Thanks for the compliment, ClumsyDude15
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/23/06
I'd buy that for a dollar.
When I last went to Disneyland, the show was under renovations and there was rumor that a new one was coming. But you never know. Sanjaya's obnoxious smile, cocky attitude and weirdo hair would probably be the most entertaining thing about California Adventure.
Stand-by Joined: 1/18/07
I was supprised no one said this yet;
If Sanjaya wants to play Tarzan, he better hurry, Tarzan is bad enough that it could close anynight, and almost no one would care.....there isn't even a full house most nights......then if Sanjaya is Taran the only person there would be that girl who is always crying cause he got voted off. Does everyone know who I'm talking about?
rather die, i would.
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