Broadway Legend Joined: 2/24/11
What's your favorite line from a song? I'll start.
From "I Believe"
"I Believe; that God has a plan for all of us
I Believe; that plan involves me getting my own planet"
Leading Actor Joined: 7/26/08
My favorite line is "hello" from the song Hello.
"Our shirts are clean and pressed, and our haircuts are precise we are the army of the church of Jesus christ... of Latter day saints"
"And we can do it together you and me... But mostly me"
"Hello, You have a lovely mud-hut, and if you just put down the gun I'll show you... oh..ok...I'll Leave"
Updated On: 6/6/11 at 03:02 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/24/11
Okay...
"I can't believe Jesus called me a dick".
The one line that for some reason makes me burst out laughing and I can't stop is
"Joseph Smith, your village is shlt. You shall lead the villagers to a new village. Take these F*CKing golden plates."
"You must lead the people now my good friend, Brigham Young"
"Orlando (Orlando) I love you Orlando
Sea World and Disney and putt putt golfing"
"Joseph Smith, your village is shlt. You shall lead the villagers to a new village. Take these F*CKing golden plates."
Always makes me laugh too.
""But that's terrible." "I know!" (many of the best laughs come from the spoken lines)
"F&$@ you God in the a$$, mouth and c$&@!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/08
I'm one of the people who loves Man Up.
"Just like Jesus, I'm growing a pair!"
I thought she had more time
So I got in line
For the new iPhone
At the Apple Store
F@#$ you in the OTHER eye!
Joseph Smith, will you fight the clitoris man?
"Joseph Smith: magical aids frog. Brigham Young: frog on his clit face"
best line in the whole show! I LOVE every second of this show's cast album, though!
PS Is clit an abbreviation I can't use on this website?
The whole TB sequence is brilliant. I can't imagine how difficult it must have been to learn that.
I think the whole score is sort of messy, but I can't help but laugh at "Hasa Diga Eebowai." It is, by far, the best number in the score. Really hilarious.
Double post. Damnit.
Updated On: 6/6/11 at 05:14 PM
"Pretend your brain is made of tiny boxes and find the box that's gay and CRUSH IT...okay?"
"I believe that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people."
"Turn It Off" and "I Believe" are my favorites.
"Time to battle darkness, you're not my father!" from Man Up
"You got doused by Heavenly Father" from Baptize Me
"So if your sad, put your hands together and pray" from Tomorrow is a Latter Day
and
"It worked!" from Two by Two.
Leading Actor Joined: 8/6/09
The ending of Joseph Smith American Moses. My jaw was dropped the entire song, but that last bit is just priceless.
Also second to My sister was a dance, but she got cancer. Mainly because I got an iPhone the day before NPR streamed the cast recording.
The line "Joseph Smith, don't f*** the baby" makes me laugh EVERY time, and I end up singing it constantly. Which is not a good thing at all.
I also love:
"burn in the fiery pits of MORDOR."
"Good night, best friend!"
and my wife and I always say now:
"Yeeees! Yeeeees it dooooooessss!" the way Gad says the line in "You're Making Things Up Again."
I love this score - one of my favorites in a couple of years.
"And I Believe; that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America" from I Believe and
"The blonde-haired, blue-eyed Voice of Gd" from All American Prophet
Updated On: 6/6/11 at 10:38 PM
Yeah, I just burst out with "Joseph Smith - Don't fvck the baby" at least twice a day.
Featured Actor Joined: 6/22/05
"In ancient New York three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman's clitoris..."
I honestly have to pause it to stop laughing, he delivers the line hilariously! He sounds like he gets disgusted at even saying the word.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/18/07
Any lines about the LDS pumping in big bucks in support of Prop 8 or fighting to keep gay kids out of Boy Scouts?
i don't think any of that was in the cast recording.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/18/07
Of course not, the show is a toothless bore!
*eye roll*
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