Chitty, the car - why not
*She has a name - CHITTY
*She is beautiful to behold - such stage presence!
*She has an international pedigree - allowed by Actors Equity to reprise her role in London, plus she was a former motor-racing champ ( better than Ferrari

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*She can sing ( er..make noises) - like "bang, bang"
*She can act ( she can be temperamental - you have to say "please" to her...or she can be heroic - she saved the day for everyone)
*She can dance ( er...wiggle a lot before attempting to be airborne)
*She can do awesome stunts ( fly like Mary Poppins and the Three Witches)
*Most of all - she's bringing in all the children and their parents' hard-earned money to the HILTON.
LOL! That must be the impact of the fantasy mist she throws on everyone who sees her and is persuaded to sing her praises ( can't get the title tune out of my mind

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