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Patti LuPone better not read this article!

Patti LuPone better not read this article!

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Patti LuPone better not read this article!#1

Posted: 9/13/11 at 7:36am

"The actress — most famous for making a cameo appearance on the hit TV show 30 Rock, singing this song, and for starring in a play about a lady called Eva."

Really?? A cameo on 30 Rock??
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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #2

Posted: 9/13/11 at 7:53am

YOU TELL 'EM, PATTI!

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #2

Posted: 9/13/11 at 8:47am

From what I have been hearing, Cirque hasn't been packing them in at Radio City. I didn't know they had a 5 year lease though. I saw the show and wasn't really impressed.

I have to agree with her regarding the sound at some shows.


Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #3

Posted: 9/13/11 at 9:30am

I wasn't aware that a cameo on 30 Rock is what brought her stardom.

Patti LuPone better not read this article! #4

Posted: 9/13/11 at 10:02am

Someone is going to have to summarize this article. I'm laughing so hard at the first line, I can't read it.

"BUSTY Broadway babe Patti LuPone is not a fan of Cirque du Soleil."

I saw "Summer of Sam" and I wouldn't call that busty.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Updated On: 9/13/11 at 10:02 AM

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #5

Posted: 9/13/11 at 10:05am

I completely agree with her issues with sound and I love that she uses HAIR as an example. I couldn't understand what they were saying at the St James this past summer.

And I too often hate how the sound is just so amplified that it doesn't sound like it is coming out of the mouths of the people. BOM Eugene O'Neil Rear Mezz... I look at you!

Love shows (e.g. the recent Night Music) that sound natural.


Give me claws and a hunch, just away from this bunch.
Updated On: 9/13/11 at 10:05 AM

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #6

Posted: 9/13/11 at 10:16am

qolbinau, interesting. I did standing room for BOM and the first thing I commented on to the person I was standing next to was how good the sound design was.


Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #7

Posted: 9/13/11 at 10:41am

I saw "Summer of Sam" and I wouldn't call that busty.

Not sure a film reference from twelve years ago is the best example to go with considering the adjective in question refers to the present.

Really?? A cameo on 30 Rock??

It's a Hollywood gossip blog. The perspective is unsurprising.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #8

Posted: 9/13/11 at 10:45am

So I guess we won't be getting Cirque Du LuPone anytime soon.

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #9

Posted: 9/13/11 at 10:46am

Goth, I'll summarize: Patti LuPone is famous for her boobs, "30 Rock," and her second-act number in "Women on the Verge."

Patti LuPone better not read this article! #10

Posted: 9/13/11 at 10:47am

^^^Neither of which I have seen.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #11

Posted: 9/13/11 at 11:01am

So I guess we won't be getting Cirque Du LuPone anytime soon.

Maybe that's what she should've titled her memoir.


When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain. -Kad

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #12

Posted: 9/13/11 at 11:20am

"Neither of which I have seen."

The left one is a little bigger.

Patti LuPone better not read this article! #13

Posted: 9/13/11 at 11:25am

I'm embarrassed for whichever one of you it was who left that comment on the article.

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #14

Posted: 9/13/11 at 11:27am

I fess up to it.. it was me who posted the comment on that site!

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #15

Posted: 9/13/11 at 11:32am

I made the same comment about Hair when I saw it at the Hirschfeld.


Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #16

Posted: 9/13/11 at 11:33am

Does anybody else find it funny that PL makes a complaint about not being able to understand lyrics?....assuming of course, that she did actually say that.

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #17

Posted: 9/13/11 at 11:50am

I love every second of all of it! Absolutely.

Patti LuPone better not read this article! #18

Posted: 9/13/11 at 11:51am

Me too. The entire article is hilarious.

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #19

Posted: 9/13/11 at 12:08pm

"The actress — most famous for making a cameo appearance on the hit TV show 30 Rock, singing this song, and for starring in a play about a lady called Eva."

That's what's called a joke, folks. You see, she's actually obviously most famous for Evita so the writer buries that after two things that she's not famous for! To potentially humorous effect!

Patti LuPone better not read this article! #20

Posted: 9/13/11 at 12:15pm

"That's what's called a joke, folks."

No, jokes are funny.

The reason that it's not funny is that nobody thinks of Evita as a play about a lady called Eva. First of all, it's a musical and second of all Evita is more specific than Eva.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Patti LuPone better not read this article! #21

Posted: 9/13/11 at 12:18pm

But a thread about Dakota Fanning starring in a Dreamgirls sequal is the absolute HEIGHT of hilarity.

Patti LuPone better not read this article! #22

Posted: 9/13/11 at 12:27pm

^^^ Yes it is.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #23

Posted: 9/13/11 at 12:37pm

"That's what's called a joke, folks."

Ohhh. Yeah, then no. That's what's called a joke fail.

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Patti LuPone better not read this article! #24

Posted: 9/13/11 at 12:50pm

So, basically, Patti LuPone has gotten to the point of her life where the music is too loud and she wants the kids off her lawn.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."


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