Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...

[ljay889]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#1

Posted: 1/11/10 at 8:33pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYo9K5305us&feature=player_embedded#

Sadly, if he was any good, the Weisslers would cast him in a heartbeat.

[alightinthedark23]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#2

Posted: 1/11/10 at 8:35pm

This is true Ljay. His last note made my ears bleed. As a matter of fact, my dogs ears literally went up when he hit the note. At least he admits he was making a fool of himself...

"It's about the Benjamins, not the Bernsteins."-CapnHook

[Bettyboy72]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#2

Posted: 1/11/10 at 8:36pm

One small problem...Amos is lovable and Perez Hilton is pond scum.

"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

[ooliveros]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#3

Posted: 1/11/10 at 8:38pm

Off key =(

[TheatreFan4]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#4

Posted: 1/11/10 at 8:39pm

Oh god!! That is horrid!!

Must listen to John C. Reilly!!

[PiraguaGuy2]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#5

Posted: 1/11/10 at 8:51pm

Clearly a joke, but still horrible and Perez Hilton is a piece of ****.

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[ljay889]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#6

Posted: 1/11/10 at 8:52pm

You really doubt he sent that to the Weisslers? A lot of actors send them audition tapes.

[Patash]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#7

Posted: 1/11/10 at 10:00pm

Different interpretation -- Amos as a screaming queen. Well, I guess it would give good reason why Roxie is sleeping with another guy.

[BwayBoundJoe]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#8

Posted: 1/11/10 at 10:01pm

So, Ashlee Simpson got cast over him? What a shame. Oh he did NOT do a kickline!

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[musicalfandukie]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#9

Posted: 1/11/10 at 10:32pm

Over acting at it's best. Reminded me of a bad Liza Minelli impersonator..lol

[pretendworld]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#10

Posted: 1/11/10 at 11:23pm

Oh God. Funny how in the beginning he's playing around, but then he really starts getting serious about it.

Ugh.

[sabrelady]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#11

Posted: 1/11/10 at 11:36pm

I liked the bookcases.

[camncal]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#12

Posted: 1/11/10 at 11:37pm

he will never be cast as a straight guy even if he's good. most gay men can hide it and act straight, but he's just too queeny with his arms flapping around when he sings.
Updated On: 1/11/10 at 11:37 PM

[MusicSnob1]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#13

Posted: 1/11/10 at 11:42pm

Ok.

When I think about you, I touch myself.

[husk_charmer]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#14

Posted: 1/11/10 at 11:55pm

And to say that it didn't stop Rosie is an insult to Rosie...I've thought she sounded pretty decent in her musicals.

http://www.youtube.com/huskcharmer

[Jane2]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#15

Posted: 1/12/10 at 12:15am

I didn't mind his voice half as much as I minded looking at him.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

[SporkGoddess]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#16

Posted: 1/12/10 at 12:23am

Bad singing aside, he's also really overacting.

Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost 9 PM!

[BwayBaby18]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#17

Posted: 1/12/10 at 12:28am

Too bad he couldn't sing Mary Sunshine.

[saveusmike]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#18

Posted: 1/12/10 at 12:31am

I hope I didnt take up to much of your time

You did Perez, you did.

"Everything in life, is only for now" -Avenue Q

[TalkinLoud]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#19

Posted: 1/12/10 at 1:08am

He's actually not that bad.

[CurtisTaylorJr2]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#20

Posted: 1/12/10 at 1:13am

I didn't know there was the role of a big sewer rat in Chicago.

[Parks]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#21

Posted: 1/12/10 at 12:42pm

I don't think he's that awful--I'm still in the middle of it. He was definitely more exciting than the Amos I saw in December...

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

[THDavis]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#22

Posted: 1/12/10 at 1:37pm

Yeah, he's not awful in his singing. I mean, not for Chicago to cast him at least. I've seen absolutely terrible performers in that show and if Perez could control his overacting and somehow fix the atrocious ending, it wasn't too terrible for me to see him cast.

[ljay889]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#23

Posted: 1/12/10 at 1:40pm

I'm sorry. He will never be believable as the straight husband to a sexy murderess.

[THDavis]

Perez Hilton auditioned for CHICAGO...#24

Posted: 1/12/10 at 5:14pm

As a merry murderess? Possibly.