Dollypop, I have seen the show since back when it originally opened at The Actors' Playhouse, through its transfer Theatre Four, and now at New World Stages.
The show has ALWAYS opened with seven guys on stage completely naked. Yes, halfway through the opening number -- AFTER the point in your story when this fictional father and son would have already fled the theatre -- a clothed actor enters the theatre and jumps up on stage to remove his clothes, but that doesn't fly with the story you made up.
The only CHANGES that has happened since the show opened at the Actors' Playhouse, besides changing theatres twice, has been the removal of the intermission, and the cutting of the song "Kris, Look What You've Missed," in addition to the performance schedule being changed from eight performances a week down to two.
I especially liked how you chose a specific ethnicity -- "Asian" -- for your fictional father and son audience members to try to represent how they might not have understood the show's title.
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