The Phantom of the Opera, if they haven't seen it. Sure, it's a spectacle, but it's still a lovely afternoon or evening of theatre. The singing, music, and dancing are fabulous, and the theme concerns the effects of bullying. Also, the original version (the one in NY, London, and on international tour) is, in my view, so different from the touring version in North America, that the latter changes the story. The touring version is grimmer and leaves a huge question regarding whether Raoul truly loves Christine or is merely trying to stop her from killing herself. The Phantom in the tour is violent towards Christine, and the presentation of "The Music of the Night" is underwhelming. The visual spectacle in the "Masquerade" scene is dumbed down. As a result, seeing the show on Broadway is a far superior experience, in my opinion.
Audrey
Audrey, the Phantom Phanatic, who nonetheless would rather be Jean Valjean, who knew how to make lemonade out of lemons.