I know that it technically is a "return to New York," but is that really worthy of news?
Have you ever read theatre news articles before? Nobody but the publisher decides what is worthy of news. The rest is all purely subjective.
The issue is that the headline is deliberately vague or sensational to create an impression that gets you to click on a story that you probably wouldn't have and generate more ad revenue or whatever.
In other words, it is a news headline. Serving the same function as it did in the days of Pulitzer and Hearst.
Who or what are you satirizing, Matt??
Search "Immersive Evita". It's a GAS.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian