Snooki does Broadway

#1

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/4/15 at 9:24pm

Did I miss this thread?

Apparently she thinks that her true life goal of doing something big like SNL is now unreachable.

She is left to do "a Broadway" until she can do something that is at the level of her skills and talents.

https://www.broadwayworld.com/article/Snooki-to-Make-Broadway-Debut-in-2015-20150103

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#2

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/4/15 at 9:27pm

I could see her as a Lucy the Slut in Avenue Q, but even that is somewhat of a stretch. Really hard to picture her in anything, but hey, maybe she could shock us all??

#3

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/4/15 at 9:31pm

I hope she and Ashlee Simpson go see "a Broadway" together.

#4

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/4/15 at 10:10pm

Snooki is beyond immature, but I find getting heated over someone saying "a Broadway" to be even more dumb.

#5

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/4/15 at 10:23pm

Hyperbole much? Who got "heated"? A comment was made about her atrocious grammar.

And lots of people WANT things, doesn't make them happen.

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#6

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/4/15 at 10:26pm

Eh. What's even more sad is that Chicago is probably within her grasp.

#7

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/4/15 at 10:26pm

I was going to say, if you think THAT was heated...

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#8

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/4/15 at 10:32pm

FYI Chicago has Jennifer through March.
They don't cast that far in advance.

Also did you see her on dancing with the stars.
Girl can dance.
Would it be so horrible? No.

#9

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/4/15 at 10:33pm

"And lots of people WANT things, doesn't make them happen."

I don't know, she says she is "meeting with my peoples" so clearly she has several groups of people working for her so..... it could happen.

#10

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/4/15 at 10:36pm

What I think is sad is that any celebrity feels they can impose themselves on a Broadway show and on top of that establish it is only because they can't do something bigger in their eyes.

The other sad thing is that she probably is right.

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#11

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/4/15 at 10:40pm

"I'm not famous anymore to do SNL. But I'm going to figure something out to do Broadway!"

Broadway is her fall back now that her 'fame' is dwindling and she can't get a gig on SNL?

If she was being ironic, it is brilliant. But I don't think she is being ironic.

Also, her "peoples" should move quickly. A spot is about to open up on Cabaret.

#12

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/4/15 at 11:10pm

So what if snookie is Roxie.
You people aren't going to see it anyway.
She was a great dancer on dancing with the stars.

The show is in tip top shape.

#13

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/5/15 at 12:11am

She can take over for Lindsay Duncan in A Fuggin' Delicate Balance.

Or for Bradley Cooper, in The Elephant Skank.

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#14

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/5/15 at 1:37am

This cannot happen.

#15

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/5/15 at 9:36am

To Snooki: Fugheddaboudit.

#16

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/5/15 at 10:29am

She could be an Oompa Loompa in a production of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or whatever title it would go under. She's short & orange. She would have it easily.

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#17

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/5/15 at 10:01pm

She's an okay dancer… I've never heard her sing and I've never seen her act. I really hope she doesn't get cast in a broadway show. Broadway is not for her at all. She should just continue to do what she's best at… partying around. I feel like the broadway community wouldn't be accepting of her, but you never know.

#18

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/5/15 at 10:09pm

Welcome Snooki! I pledge to work the camera for the Corine's Corner interview if this comes to pass. And no, I am NOT kidding.

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#19

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/6/15 at 12:51am

With just one more brain, what a half wit she'd be.

Couldn't resist

#20

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/6/15 at 1:17am

#21

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/6/15 at 1:18am

Will it be in the vain of Debbie does Dallas?

#22

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/6/15 at 1:20am

#23

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/6/15 at 9:09am

Wow. A picture of Snooki. Great contribution, Asshat.

#24

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/6/15 at 11:35am

She's had her act together for a while and is in really good health, like the photo from Starship shows or her interviews on Dr. Oz, etc. I have faith that she would take it seriously and do a fine job.

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#25

Snooki does Broadway

Posted: 1/6/15 at 11:53am

Emma Stone IS leaving Cabaret. Snooki could be the next Sally Bowles.

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