So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
#1So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 6/14/10 at 3:49am
Now that she's got room in her bag from losing the 2 Tony Awards she apparently had in there, already?
"Broadway...I'll lick you yet!"
#2So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 6/14/10 at 4:03amShe's going to keep a small thing of tissues for CZJ's sniffles.
#2So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 6/14/10 at 4:17amAnd a detailed map of CZJ's Tony performance head twitches?
"Broadway...I'll lick you yet!"
#3So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 6/14/10 at 7:46amProbably a few weapons in case she runs into Scarlett on the street.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#4So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 6/14/10 at 8:34amPictures of Katie Fineran's pantylines as she climbs the stairs.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
WiCkEDrOcKS
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/13/04
#5So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 6/14/10 at 11:20amLOVING this thread.
#7So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 8/18/11 at 7:55amIt has Raul's Tony for Company, so it's not completely empty.
....but the world goes 'round
SondheimFan5
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/10
#8So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 8/18/11 at 8:08amwell, she's not going to be putting an Astaire award in there anytime soon (at least not for Follies). But hopefully she'll be a frontrunner THIS season for Best Leading Actress in a Musical...though we'll have to see how Audra is...
henrikegerman
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/29/05
#9So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 8/18/11 at 9:29amThis reminds me of all the catty talk about how Meryl must feel at only having two very old oscars. Frankly, I would hope that artists of Jan's and Meryl's stature are not all that upset about award losses.
#10So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 8/18/11 at 9:32am
Henrik, this thread is a joke on another thread with a rather unfortunate syntactically-incorrect title. It became a running joke last year. See link.
http://broadwayworld.com/board/readmessage.php?thread=1014171
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
henrikegerman
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/29/05
#11So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 8/18/11 at 9:36amah, thanks AC, though I hope I didn't come off too prudish in any case. I thought it was a fun thread even without knowing the precedent.
#12So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 8/18/11 at 9:53amI don't think you did, at all. I doubt Jan spends as much (if any) time brooding over her Tony losses as the denizens of BWW do.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#13So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 8/18/11 at 1:13pmI thought that Jan Maxwell was going to do everything in her power to ensure that Bernadette Peters got another Tony, including having her billing adjusted.
#14So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 8/18/11 at 1:42pmShe did let them change the color of her box.
When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain.
-Kad
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#16So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 8/18/11 at 2:15pmOn a side note: I love Jan Maxwell. She is one of the most gracious people working in the theatre. Anyone who has seen her at the stage door can back me up. What a wonderful woman.
CurtainPullDowner
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#17So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 8/18/11 at 4:43pmI think she's too skinny, My Aunt Pepe would put a sandwich in her bag to fatten her up so she can find a man.
#18So What is Jan Maxwell Going to Put in Her Bag Now?
Posted: 8/19/11 at 12:41am"She's a right broad." -Big Jule
Well-well-well-what-do-you-think-of-that-I-have-nothing-here-to-pay-my-train-fare-with-only-large-bills-fives-and-sevens....
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