It is green pasta. Well, tricolore... the only green stuff I could get on its own was tagliatelli which, as I'm sure you're aware, does not lend itself graciously to arts and crafts.
I've filled the box with other stuff for her... a couple of gorgeous Scoubidou keyrings, a friendship bracelet with beads that say KEZZA4LOVEPIGEON (I've got one too... I want to get a photo of us both wearing them), a couple of green lollipops because, let's face it, who doesn't look cool and quirky with a lollipop? What else? Some photos of my fish because I called them Elphie and Glinda, and she's going to think that's well cool. Oh, and so she doesn't forget me, I've popped in a photo of me and her (well, actually a photo of me and my nan, but I've stuck a picture of Kezza over my nan. My nan doesn't mind; she's dead). I'm also going to give mer my mobile number and Bebo address so she'll definitely stay in touch. Me and her are well good friends. She always said really nice stuff to me like, 'That's so sweet', 'You again', and 'Do you really need that XL bacon double cheeseburger?' When she told me to go away, it was only ever in a jokey way, just because she was making time for the fans who only go to stage door three or four nights a week. She was so kind like that. Like Princess Diana, but with a big jaw.
Updated On: 5/6/09 at 06:54 AM