for those of you who are new to the new york theatre scene let me quote to you from the mandated rulebook of broadway theatre behaviors as determined by those who shall remain nameless:
chapter 9, paragraph 3, section a.5:
standing ovations
a standing ovation is a requirement of all theatre patrons regardless of the worthiness of the performance. listed as a condition of attendance on all tickets sold to broadway venues (see chapter 2, definitions), participation in the standing ovation is accepted by the patron upon acceptance of the ticket. persons who refuse to participate will be barred from future entertainments, but may petition the powers that be for re-instatement of their broadway attendance privileges at a time no sooner than thirty (30) days following their non-participation in the standing ovation. persons failing to participate in three (3) or more standing ovations within a six (6) month period may have their attendance privileges suspended for up to one (1) year.
standing ovations are not just the right thing to do, they're required!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
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pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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Updated On: 1/6/06 at 09:22 AM