Tom Hooper (
The King's Speech, and allegedly
Les Mis if that ever happens) was being looked at for the Streisand
Gypsy last I heard. I agree Mike Nichols would be a better choice. Luhrmann has yet to do a musical piece grounded in realism on film; I would have to see how his
Jesus Christ Superstar turns out to be sure.
As for the script, my ideal
Gypsy film would trim the fat, and at the same time reduce a lot of the Laurentian B.S. that has come to surround the show with each revival.
* All the book cuts and score changes that don't include removing the "Small World" reprise in Gypsy's dressing room from the Encores!/2008 revival would be made. (At first I thought replace that reprise with "Who Needs Him?" but then I realized that's tipping the scales too far toward LuPone's more deranged unlikeable character^, and if Babs wants anything it's to be liked.)
^ Indeed one wonders why Arthur didn't make that change for the revival anyway since he tried like hell to make her as unsympathetic as possible.
* I'd restore the "Mama's Talkin' Soft" counterpoint so that song doesn't come out of nowhere during "Rose's Turn," and the film audience gets an opportunity to see just how much the two young girls comprehend their mother's conniving nature.
* I'd restore "Nice She Ain't" as a moment for whoever plays Herbie; he didn't sing much due to Jack Klugman's vocal inability during the original production, and Herbie has gradually been given more to sing in each revival, yet somehow "Nice She Ain't" has never returned. In my ideal script, especially considering the fact that Hollywood will court some kind of star to play opposite Ms. Streisand (at last count, it was Tom Hanks?), you need to give that star something to play to fill out the character and assuage their ego.
* Cut "Mr. Goldstone" -- Sondheim has complained long and loud about it, and with Arthur dead, it's the first opportunity Sondheim has to be the show's major cheerleader for what he wants to do with it. If the film gets made, Sondheim will campaign like hell to get this song cut, and likely win, with Hollywood's penchant for removing score material it deems unnecessary.
* That said, the repetitive "roll out a headline" vaudeville opener is bad enough being heard at least twice for June. We don't need to hear it in another guise for Louise, or today's film audience feels cheated. Maybe we catch the tail end of that number, and then when Louise trips up trying to do June's baton bit, the girls get discouraged, and Rose busts up the scenery with "Smile, Girls." La Streisand will not miss an opportunity to sing, and if she loses "Mr. Goldstone," she wants a number of at least equivalent value. Boom. Done.
* This is film, not stage. You can convey by film montage Louise going from awkward first-timer to world-class ecdysiast without too much of Arthur's "witty repartee." Let's put back Minsky's Salute to Christmas, and "Three Wishes for Christmas" along with it.
* "Rose's Turn" will look dead with some old biddy bumping all over an empty stage, so go with a motif based on Jerry Robbins' initial idea that "Rose's Turn" replaced -- the ballet featuring all the people Rose has stepped on or screwed over in her life. A nightmarish dream sequence Rob Marshall would be proud of.
"There is no problem so big that it cannot be run away from."
~ Charles M. Schulz
Updated On: 5/8/11 at 12:22 PM