THE PERFORMERS artwork released

[Kad]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 1:37pm

Cheyenne Jackson... does not look like Cheyenne Jackson.

[CurtainPullDowner]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 1:45pm

This one looks like a sit-com ad.

Where's the ART in artwork?

[ClydeBarrow]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 1:47pm

Wow, I do not love that. Actually my first thought was "why isn't Cheyenne on this poster?" Then I realized that confused monkey was him.

Updated On: 9/7/12 at 01:47 PM

[CurtainPullDowner]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 1:53pm

I did not know Raquel Welch was in this????

[defyingravity11]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 1:53pm

And they've changed the tag from "Porn stars are people to" to "A new romantic comedy."

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 1:55pm

THAT'S Cheyenne Jackson? I don't see it. I just assumed it wasn't him.

[CurtainPullDowner]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 2:04pm

Is Winkler plaing a Ron Jeremy type?
Actually Winkler is a decent porn name.
Buck Winkler?
or
Dick Winkler!
Updated On: 9/7/12 at 02:04 PM

[little_sally]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 2:05pm

I had no idea Daniel Breaker was in this.

Otherwise, this poster is terrible.

[ClydeBarrow]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 2:09pm

Where is that redhead's other leg?!?!

[RippedMan]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 2:21pm

Yeah, Jackson can thank photoshop for that.

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 2:46pm

Photoshop? That looks CGI!

[CurtainPullDowner]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 2:46pm

And that one leg is going in the wrong direction!

[GottaHaveAGimmick]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 3:11pm

Ummm....they gave Cheyenne plastic surgery. Let's hope not.

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 3:35pm

The redhead has no legs. It's a major plot point in the show. Torso porn goes from niche to mainstream.

[SFFrontRow]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 3:37pm

And why are there two Alicia Silverstones?

[newintown]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 3:38pm

That's definitely not Cheyenne Jackson.

[Playbilly]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 4:28pm

Cheyenne looks like Chris Klein on acid, and why is his left breast (it is NOT a pec) pushed up by Henry's shoulder?

[Mildred Plotka]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 4:36pm

Yikes.

[artscallion]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 4:56pm

"Porn stars are people to"

Defyinggravity, is that their intentional misspelling or your typo?

[emo_geek]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 5:55pm

The poster doesn't even answer the question if we get to see Cheyenne Jackson naked.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 6:25pm

Fookin' Ooogly!

[ClydeBarrow]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 7:04pm

I think someone accidentally switched out Cheyenne for Wreck-It-Ralph. One is a person and one is CGI, people!

[broadwayman17]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 7:05pm

Found Graynor's second leg (it's hidden behind Winkler's leg, but you can see the tip of her shoe behind his)...how many points do I get?

[Kad]

Posted: 9/7/12 at 7:06pm

"The poster doesn't even answer the question if we get to see Cheyenne Jackson naked."

It, instead, raises the question, "Is Cheyenne Jackson even in this show?"