THE PERFORMERS artwork released
THE PERFORMERS artwork released
#1THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 1:37pm
Cheyenne Jackson... does not look like Cheyenne Jackson.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
CurtainPullDowner
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#2THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 1:45pm
This one looks like a sit-com ad.
Where's the ART in artwork?
#2THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 1:47pm
Wow, I do not love that. Actually my first thought was "why isn't Cheyenne on this poster?" Then I realized that confused monkey was him.
"Pardon my prior Mcfee slip. I know how to spell her name. I just don't know how to type it." -Talulah
Updated On: 9/7/12 at 01:47 PM
CurtainPullDowner
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#3THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 1:53pmI did not know Raquel Welch was in this????
#4THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 1:53pmAnd they've changed the tag from "Porn stars are people to" to "A new romantic comedy."
#5THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 1:55pmTHAT'S Cheyenne Jackson? I don't see it. I just assumed it wasn't him.
CurtainPullDowner
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#6THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 2:04pm
Is Winkler plaing a Ron Jeremy type?
Actually Winkler is a decent porn name.
Buck Winkler?
or
Dick Winkler!
Updated On: 9/7/12 at 02:04 PM
#7THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 2:05pm
I had no idea Daniel Breaker was in this.
Otherwise, this poster is terrible.
A little swash, a bit of buckle - you'll love it more than bread.
#8THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 2:09pmWhere is that redhead's other leg?!?!
"Pardon my prior Mcfee slip. I know how to spell her name. I just don't know how to type it." -Talulah
RippedMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/14/05
#9THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 2:21pmYeah, Jackson can thank photoshop for that.
CurtainPullDowner
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#11THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 2:46pmAnd that one leg is going in the wrong direction!
#12THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 3:11pmUmmm....they gave Cheyenne plastic surgery. Let's hope not.
#13THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 3:35pmThe redhead has no legs. It's a major plot point in the show. Torso porn goes from niche to mainstream.
SFFrontRow
Broadway Star Joined: 3/19/05
#14THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 3:37pmAnd why are there two Alicia Silverstones?
#16THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 4:28pmCheyenne looks like Chris Klein on acid, and why is his left breast (it is NOT a pec) pushed up by Henry's shoulder?
"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"
#18THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 4:56pm
"Porn stars are people to"
Defyinggravity, is that their intentional misspelling or your typo?
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
#19THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 5:55pmThe poster doesn't even answer the question if we get to see Cheyenne Jackson naked.
"I never had theatre producers run after me. Some people want to make more Broadway shows out of movies. But Elliot and I aren't going to do Batman: The Musical." - Julie Taymor 1999
#20THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 6:25pmFookin' Ooogly!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#21THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 7:04pm
I think someone accidentally switched out Cheyenne for Wreck-It-Ralph. One is a person and one is CGI, people!
"Pardon my prior Mcfee slip. I know how to spell her name. I just don't know how to type it." -Talulah
broadwayman17
Broadway Star Joined: 10/27/07
#22THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 7:05pmFound Graynor's second leg (it's hidden behind Winkler's leg, but you can see the tip of her shoe behind his)...how many points do I get?
Yes, but sometimes people have a third deeper layer thats the same as the first. Like pie. Dr. Horrible
#23THE PERFORMERS artwork released
Posted: 9/7/12 at 7:06pm
"The poster doesn't even answer the question if we get to see Cheyenne Jackson naked."
It, instead, raises the question, "Is Cheyenne Jackson even in this show?"
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
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