The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas

I'll start.


LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS:

Seymour: Hugh Jackman
Audrey: Bernadette Peters
Orin: Bobby Steggert
Mushnik: Joel Grey
Voice of Audrey II: Nathan Gunn
The girls: Lea Michele, Kate Hudson, Katie Hall



Your turn!

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The late great Al Hirschfeld once did a series of "bad casting" drawings, including Zero Mostel as Peter Pan, Carol Channing as Lady Macbeth, Jason Robards as Puck, Robert Preston and Sammy Davis Jr. as the Dromio twins in Boys from Syracuse, etc.

More of the Hirschfeld series (done for Playbill as I recall) were Barbra Streisand as Saint Joan and I think Peter Ustinov as King Lear which actually sounds kind of interesting.

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Maybe he drew Peter Ustinov, but he meant Peter Sellers.

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Ha! I, for one, would adore seeing Edie McClurg in a dramatic turn as Fraulein Schneider!

And at the rate Renée Fleming is going, I wouldn't put such a stunt past her.

As for the rest, yes, outrageously terrible casting!

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"Patti LuPone as Madame Rose."

*snort*

Brian Stokes Mitchell, Quentin Earl Darrington, Taye Diggs, and Colman Domingo in JERSEY BOYS.

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A Little Night Music:

Desiree: Debra Monk
Madame Armfeldt: Gina Gershon
Fredrik: Harvey Fierstein
Petra: Megan Mullaly
Anne: Alice Ripley
Henrik: Nathan Lane
Charlotte: Elizabeth Ashley
Carl-Magnus: Lin Manuel Miranda

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Anything- David Hasselhoff.

just cuz I was listening to the CD

WICKED
Elphaba: Daphne Ruben Vega
Glinda: Sutton Foster
Fiyero: Hunter Foster (kinda gross if his sis is Glinda)
Wizard: Kevin Chamberlin
Madame Morrible: Jackie Hoffman (well..that would actually be kinda funny haha)
Nessarose: Karen Olivio
I'm not gonna like...I would kill to see Karen play Elphaba...maybe a miscast...but vocally she would kill it

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BTW, I adore Edie McClurg. But the thought of her singing "If you bought me diamonds..." an octave above what is written makes me giggle to no end.

Side Show:

Daisy: Patti Lupone
Violet: Liza Minelli
Jake: Jaime Foxx
Terry: David Hyde Pierce
Buddy: Levi Kreis
The Boss: Harvey Fierstein
Fortune Teller: Carol Channing

The Drowsy Chaperone:
Man In Chair: Taye Diggs
Janet Van De Graff: Allison Janney
Robert Martin: David Hyde Pierce
Trix: Christiane Noll
Chaperone: Megan Hilty
George: Titus Burgess
Feldzieg: Joel Grey
Kitty: Krysta Rodriguez
Aldolpho: Gavin Creel
Gangster 1: John Barrowman
Gangster 2: Brent Barret
Underling: Anthony Rapp
Tottendale: Bebe Neuwirth

Oliver!:
Nancy: Wanda Sykes
Fagin: Brian Stokes Mitchell
Oliver: Adam Reigler
Bill Sykes: Cheyenne Jackson
Mr Bumble: John Gallagher Jr.
Widow Corney: Georgia Engel
Mr. Sowerberry: Edward Hibbert
Mrs. Sowerberry: Laura Benanti
Artful Dodger: Wesley Taylor
Mr. Brownlow: Kelsey Grammar

The Addams Family:
Pugsly: Justin B
Gomez: Colm Wilkinson
Morticia: Julie Andrews
Wednesday: Katie Rose Clarke
Grandmama: Liza
Uncle Fester: Paulo Szot
Lucas: Constantine Mauralis
Alice: Sierra Boggess
Mal: Rowan Atkinson
Lurch: Alex Brightman