The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas

[themysteriousgrowl]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#1

Posted: 12/3/10 at 11:37am

I'll start.


LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS:

Seymour: Hugh Jackman
Audrey: Bernadette Peters
Orin: Bobby Steggert
Mushnik: Joel Grey
Voice of Audrey II: Nathan Gunn
The girls: Lea Michele, Kate Hudson, Katie Hall



Your turn!

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[Unknown User]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#2

Posted: 12/3/10 at 12:44pm

Patti LuPone as Madame Rose.

[Jon]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#3

Posted: 12/3/10 at 2:46pm

The late great Al Hirschfeld once did a series of "bad casting" drawings, including Zero Mostel as Peter Pan, Carol Channing as Lady Macbeth, Jason Robards as Puck, Robert Preston and Sammy Davis Jr. as the Dromio twins in Boys from Syracuse, etc.

[themysteriousgrowl]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#4

Posted: 12/3/10 at 3:36pm

Jon, I served with Al Hirschfeld. I knew Al Hirschfeld. Al Hirschfeld was a friend of mine. Jon, you're no Al Hirschfeld.

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[WOSQ]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#5

Posted: 12/3/10 at 4:00pm

More of the Hirschfeld series (done for Playbill as I recall) were Barbra Streisand as Saint Joan and I think Peter Ustinov as King Lear which actually sounds kind of interesting.

"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable." --Carrie Fisher

[themysteriousgrowl]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#6

Posted: 12/3/10 at 4:05pm

He played LEAR in Stratford in '79!

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[themysteriousgrowl]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#7

Posted: 12/3/10 at 4:11pm

Maybe he drew Peter Ustinov, but he meant Peter Sellers.

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[Calvin]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#8

Posted: 12/3/10 at 4:25pm

Cabaret
Emcee: Jay Leno
Sally Bowles: Renee Fleming
Cliff: Michael Cera
Fraulein Schneider: Edie McClurg
Herr Schultz: Ben Stein
Fraulein Kost: Kristin Chenoweth
Herr Ludwig: Werner Klemperer as a holographic projection

[themysteriousgrowl]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#9

Posted: 12/3/10 at 4:43pm

Ha! I, for one, would adore seeing Edie McClurg in a dramatic turn as Fraulein Schneider!

And at the rate Renée Fleming is going, I wouldn't put such a stunt past her.

As for the rest, yes, outrageously terrible casting!

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[Unknown User]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#10

Posted: 12/3/10 at 6:03pm

Edie McClurg has been popping up as a semi-regular on Stephanie Miller's radio show (syndicated nationally). She's great. try to catch "Mondays with McClurg."
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[Q]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#11

Posted: 12/3/10 at 6:37pm

"Patti LuPone as Madame Rose."

*snort*

[Mr Roxy]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#12

Posted: 12/3/10 at 8:00pm

Boy From Oz - David Hasselhoff

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[quizking101]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#13

Posted: 12/3/10 at 10:28pm

Brian Stokes Mitchell, Quentin Earl Darrington, Taye Diggs, and Colman Domingo in JERSEY BOYS.

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[Jon]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#14

Posted: 12/3/10 at 11:51pm

For that matter,simply exchange the casts of Jersey Boys and Scotsboro Boys!

[GlindatheGood22]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#15

Posted: 12/4/10 at 10:17am

A Little Night Music:

Desiree: Debra Monk
Madame Armfeldt: Gina Gershon
Fredrik: Harvey Fierstein
Petra: Megan Mullaly
Anne: Alice Ripley
Henrik: Nathan Lane
Charlotte: Elizabeth Ashley
Carl-Magnus: Lin Manuel Miranda

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[onedaymore]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#16

Posted: 12/4/10 at 11:32am

Billy Elliot - Justin Bieber

Whoever says money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to shop. - Bo Derek

[Edna Turnblad]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#17

Posted: 12/4/10 at 12:02pm

Anything- David Hasselhoff.

[Overkill]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#18

Posted: 12/5/10 at 1:15am

Tony Danza as Max in THE PRODUCERS.

Wait...that actually happened?...W...T...F...

[fingerlakessinger]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#19

Posted: 12/5/10 at 1:40am

just cuz I was listening to the CD

WICKED
Elphaba: Daphne Ruben Vega
Glinda: Sutton Foster
Fiyero: Hunter Foster (kinda gross if his sis is Glinda)
Wizard: Kevin Chamberlin
Madame Morrible: Jackie Hoffman (well..that would actually be kinda funny haha)
Nessarose: Karen Olivio
I'm not gonna like...I would kill to see Karen play Elphaba...maybe a miscast...but vocally she would kill it

"Life in theater is give and take...but you need to be ready to give more then you take..."

[AlexiaDark]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#20

Posted: 12/5/10 at 2:05am

Les Miz:

Valjean - Nathan Lane
Javert - Hunter Foster
Fantine - Bernadette Peters
Eponine - Laura Bell Bundy
Cosette - Eden Espinoza
Marius - James Barbour
Thenardier - Aaron Tvait
Mme. Thenardier - Kristin Chenoweth
Enjolras - Andrew Keenan-Bolger

[Calvin]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#21

Posted: 12/5/10 at 3:23pm

BTW, I adore Edie McClurg. But the thought of her singing "If you bought me diamonds..." an octave above what is written makes me giggle to no end.

[romgitsean]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#22

Posted: 12/5/10 at 4:16pm

Wicked:

Elphaba: Mirandasings
Glinda: Marissa Jaret Winokur
Fiyero: Len Cairou
Boq: Nathan Lane
Dillamond: Whoopi Goldberg
Morrible: Harvey Firestein
Wizard: Patti LuPwn
Nessa: Christopher Walkin

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[XanaDuDe2]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#23

Posted: 12/5/10 at 4:56pm

Side Show:

Daisy: Patti Lupone
Violet: Liza Minelli
Jake: Jaime Foxx
Terry: David Hyde Pierce
Buddy: Levi Kreis
The Boss: Harvey Fierstein
Fortune Teller: Carol Channing

[secondarycharacter2]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#24

Posted: 12/5/10 at 6:11pm

IN THE HEIGHTS

Usnavi- Harvey Firestein
Vanessa- Alice Ripley
Nina- Liza Minelli
Abuela- Kristen Chenoweth
Benny- Anthony Rapp
Piragua Dude- Cheyenne Jackson

[musicalperson17]

The Humorous Thread of Terrible Casting Ideas#25

Posted: 12/5/10 at 9:00pm

The Drowsy Chaperone:
Man In Chair: Taye Diggs
Janet Van De Graff: Allison Janney
Robert Martin: David Hyde Pierce
Trix: Christiane Noll
Chaperone: Megan Hilty
George: Titus Burgess
Feldzieg: Joel Grey
Kitty: Krysta Rodriguez
Aldolpho: Gavin Creel
Gangster 1: John Barrowman
Gangster 2: Brent Barret
Underling: Anthony Rapp
Tottendale: Bebe Neuwirth

Oliver!:
Nancy: Wanda Sykes
Fagin: Brian Stokes Mitchell
Oliver: Adam Reigler
Bill Sykes: Cheyenne Jackson
Mr Bumble: John Gallagher Jr.
Widow Corney: Georgia Engel
Mr. Sowerberry: Edward Hibbert
Mrs. Sowerberry: Laura Benanti
Artful Dodger: Wesley Taylor
Mr. Brownlow: Kelsey Grammar

The Addams Family:
Pugsly: Justin B
Gomez: Colm Wilkinson
Morticia: Julie Andrews
Wednesday: Katie Rose Clarke
Grandmama: Liza
Uncle Fester: Paulo Szot
Lucas: Constantine Mauralis
Alice: Sierra Boggess
Mal: Rowan Atkinson
Lurch: Alex Brightman