The Next 50 Years of B'way — Page 4

2021:

'Middle of Somewhere' a Hanson jukebox musical is produced in the Nederlander Theatre -- the score is adapted primarily from their album "Middle of No Where." The book is written by pen named author M. M. Bop.

Thousands flee in panic, there are no survivors.

2015: Andrew Lloyd Webbers' 'Moonlight Non-Stop', a Musical about the thrilling lives of inanimate trucks, flops after ONE PERFORMANCE.

I Actually like Starlight, just to make my position clear.

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that's cute. But I think Suri and Shiloh are both female. Wife and wife team perhaps? Cause, you know, gay marriage WILL be legal then.

2024: Supernanny the Musical hits Broadway. She wows audiences with the belting solo (And by the looks of her she can probably belt) 'The Naughty Step in Time' and with the sweet song 'Practically Unasseptable'.

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In 2028 Disney opens up there own theather called Disney Magic Theatre. Celebrating 100 years of Mickey Mouse. They have 3 stages and all are 3 new disney stage productions. The theatre does vey well.

In 2018 a new musical comes to Broadway with all Rappers. Doesn't do good because they swear every second, nobody can understand them, only thing you can understand is blingbling, and there is no point to the "Rap Musical"

2028: I still can't get a ticket to Wicked.

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Me and big stars like myself, found our working years were done (continuing).

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2020- Wicked opens is every town/city and theatre across the world. All the fan girls go crazy for it, while the rest of the Broadway world is upset. Men begin getting cast as Elphaba because every girl is already in it.

2020 - LaChiusa, Guettel, and Jason Robert Brown secretly set up a village in Antartica where good theater can be seen. People have to answer an extensive questionaire to be able to enter. Questions include "When will Brooklyn be revived on Broadway?" (answer- I'll be gone when it is) and "Who hasn't played Belle in Beauty and the Beast?" (answer- Adam Pascal, though when Michael Arden leaves in a week, nobody.) Somehow, Andrew Lloyd Webber makes it in. He is eaten by a polar bear.

2021 - ALW is found naked on the roof of the Richard Rodgers theater.

2034 - A group of BWW'ers (finally) go out and actually kill ALW (by throwing him in the East River), along every person who has had anything to do with a Disney musical. Broadway becomes a dustbowl. However. Wicked is still playing, staring Dakoda Fanning as both Elphaba AND Galinda. No one can get tickets.

2035 - Someone kills Dakoda Fanning. Ashlee Simpson (though too old) takes over her role. Stephen Schwartz goes to hang with ALW and company.

2037 - The 50Cent Jukebox musical (F*ck U U F*cking C*ck Sucka Wh*re Son of a B*tch, Gimme Pot) opens. Sweeps the Tony awards. Theater Junkie suicide rate goes up 53%.

2040 - The world implodes. Somehow, Wicked is still running. No one can get tickets.

Updated On: 8/9/06 at 02:19 AM

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2015 - with additional songs written for the stage by Adam Guettel and Marc Shaiman, a lavish set, and Fosse-inspired choreography, 'High School Musical' opens on Broadway, and horrifies the theatre world by sweeping the Tony awards, winning Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Direction, Best Choreography, and - confusingly - Best Costumes (lauded for "realism in basketball uniforms").

2016 - box office takings are down due to the meteoric rise of suicides among theatre fans the previous summer.

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Updated On: 8/9/06 at 02:05 PM

20-whatever the hell year it is:

Lestat is revived with revamped orchestrations. Finally, the damn score sounds like a friggin' Elton John score.

Joe Brooks issues an apology for In My Life.

Parade finally receives the recognition it deserves.

Rachel Sheinkin gets hit over the head and realizes that she won her Tony for writing what is basically an improv show.

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And at Sondheim's funeral TheEnchantedHunter is asked to read the eulogy...


And Mattbrain sings "You Walk With Me" from The Full Monty as opposed to "No One Is Alone" from Into the Woods.

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