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#2426

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:10pm

I've recently discovered that if you put a Vitamin Water into the freezer for a couple of hours, it makes a delicious slushee.

I'm having one now.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2427

Banal thread

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:11pm

*gives Em tea*

I bought enough looseleaf in England to supply my family for the next decade. :)

#2428

Banal thread

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:12pm

Make some hot tea, Em. Tylenol sore throat liquid tastes terrible but it really helps. Hope you feel better. :)

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#2429

Banal thread

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:15pm

I will, later. I'm hiding from my parents at the present time. My throat hurts from yelling at my mom.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

#2430

Banal thread

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:22pm

I'm sitting in my grandparents' apartment in Los Angeles, very depressed at how old they've gottten - this is the first time I've ever seen them show any sign of weakness or debility...

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

#2431

Banal thread

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:40pm

ohhhh, I am hiding in my old bedroom right now. My mother wants to tell me how to cook and when to take the turkey out. Now she keeps getting weepy because I am leaving Monday. God, I can't wait.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#2432

Banal thread

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:41pm

Oh God, JG2. I feel ya.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2433

Banal thread

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:59pm

Leaving for mass in about 15 minutes. Pray that the church doesn't burst into flames when I step foot inside...

#2434

Banal thread

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:00pm

*doesn't pray*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2435

Banal thread

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:14pm

My family is skipping church tonight because the service interferes with the Redskins game.

Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how

#2437

Banal thread

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:20pm

Oh, thank goodness most of my family lives in Israel. Sooo much less dysfunction. Good luck to everyone who really doesn't want to go home for the holidays.

My right hand is very cold.

#2438

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:34pm

My throat hurts.

I should paint my toe nails...but I don't feel like it.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#2439

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:35pm

Are you sick, little girl?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2440

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:36pm

I'm probably getting sick.

Actually, I know I am, 'cause I've been really tired this week.

Dammit!

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#2441

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:39pm

*makes tea, pours Nyquil, tucks Baby in*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2442

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:42pm

*zzzzzzzz...*

Too bad I'm going out in a few...sleep sounds so good right about now.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#2443

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:44pm

Dress warmly, take it easy, and try to get some sleep tonight.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2444

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/24/05 at 7:19pm

Have you ever started to cook, and then remembered just as you're starting that part of the recipe has something that you need to mix and refrigerate for three hours?

AUGH! I've either got to throw something else together or have dinner at 10:30.

#2445

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/24/05 at 7:43pm

Drink heavily, eat at 10:30... or just call for pizza now and watch It's a Wonderful Life.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#2446

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/24/05 at 7:48pm

*sigh* No, reheated chicken. And grilled squash.

And It's a Wonderful Life, of course.

#2447

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/24/05 at 10:15pm

I just got back from Christmas Eve at the grandparent's house. I got some makeup that I needed, a HIDEOUS purple sweatshirt thing and a pair of jeans and a sweater that I love. In fact, I love them so much that I already have them both. (sigh) I spent about 8 hours cooking and it took about 40 minutes to eat. We have more leftovers than should be legal, so we just had too bring them home. My grandmother had to start crying when I got ready to leave. I swear, I am very grateful that I have a wonderful family that loves me and that we are all able to get together for another year. It just seems that christmas is a lot more stressful that it used to be.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#2448

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/24/05 at 10:26pm

My family left about an hour ago. I got Into The Woods on DVD from my uncle, and lots of money from everyone else.

Happy Holidays everyone!

I'm off to watch Into The Woods now- I just had to share my excitement.

#2449

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/24/05 at 10:26pm

Bah, humbug. Christmas is no fun here. I tried driving to the movie theatre to see Munich, but what looked like every Jew in the county was there, so it was a pretty hopeless cause.

Off to have milk and cookies.

#2450

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/24/05 at 10:33pm

I'm a lonely Jew on Christmas.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

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