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#26

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/15/06 at 11:32pm

Is it simply the nudity that's making everybody wiggy, or is it that it's allegedly male nudity?

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#27

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/15/06 at 11:35pm

What's making ME wiggy is the possible Alan Cumming nudity. I still have nightmares about his perfume ad.

#28

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/15/06 at 11:44pm

I've never understood the appeal of Alan Cumming.

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#29

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/15/06 at 11:46pm

I like him. I think he's a fine performer, and I'm actually looking forward to his take on the role. I just don't want his penis anywhere near me.

#30

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/15/06 at 11:51pm

Why are you so afraid of his penis?

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#31

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/15/06 at 11:57pm

lol I'm not afraid of it.

Ok, maybe a little...

Not really, I'm exaggerating. I just really don't want to see Alan Cumming naked. I can't be the only person who feels this way. Right?

#32

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/15/06 at 11:58pm

If there was ONE performer I would not want to see naked, it would probably be Alan Cumming...or maybe Carol Channing...

#33

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/15/06 at 11:59pm

He'd probably be disappointed to hear that. I get the feeling he thinks everyone wants to see his penis.

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#34

"I get the feeling he thinks everyone wants to see his penis."

which is exactly what makes the prospect of nudity in this show so terrifying.

Now, Carol Channing I wouldn't mind seeing naked. Just cause it would be oh so wrong.

#35

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 12:07am

Carol does have a smokin' bod.

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#36

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 12:35am

This is hands down the funniest thread I've read. A classic for the Broadway World archives. Thanks.

Count me on the side of looking (not staring) at Alan Cumming. I find him oddly compelling.

#37

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 12:48am

any pics of Lotte Lenya Nude?

#38

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 1:04am

I find Alan Cumming sexy

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#39

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 1:11am

Maybe it'll be like the streaker who ran across the stage at the 1974 Oscars.

"You've gotta have a swine to show you where the truffles are."

#40

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 1:39am

Whatta buncha dickphobes.

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#41

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 2:20am

Considering half of this play takes place in the underbelly of London (ie...WHORES GALORE!) I am sure even Brecht and Weill would have had nudity in the original production if it were legal.
As for the box office notice, it is called CYA. They must tell people there is a possibility there might be nudity so that after the fact people can't ask for a refund if they were not warned. I think the final decision on the nudity hasn't been made, but they need to tell people that they may see a dick or a tit.

PEACE.

#42

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 2:27am

Maybe it's like the ensemble boys?

We all saw plenty of Alan Cumming in Caberet...NO MORE.

#43

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 2:41am

Maybe it's Jim Dale...

#44

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 2:44am

I just love the idea of a guy who's last name is "Cumming" doing a full frontal scene

#45

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 2:45am

I don't understand why people don't think Alan is sexy... i would do anything to A see him naked or B be his boy toy!

#46

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 2:45am

I think I just through up in my mouth a little...

#47

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 3:33am

I'm on BwayBaby's side, I hope the nudity is Alan Cumming. I wouldn't mind seeing him naked.

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#48

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 11:00am

I really don't think it is going to be Jim Dale! I don't really see a point in the story where his character would even be naked. It will probably be Cumming, as we have all surmised, or it could be Brian Charles Rooney who is playing Lucy Brown.

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#49

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 11:08am

who says "full frontal" means a man? i dont really care, but i do not want to see alan cumming naked, ever, he is oddly thin and pale and oogy.

Don't f*ck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.

#50

re: The Threepenny Nudity

Posted: 3/16/06 at 1:30pm

I'll put a vote in for Brian Charles Rooney. Clearly this Macheath is going to be ambisextrous... Of course it could be Carlos Leon (Lourdes' daddy)...

"When you're a gay man, you have to feel good about yourself when a urologist says, "Yeah. I pick you". - Happy Endings

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