Does someone sing a song called Small Sheep?
I think it's called "Stunted Growth Alpaca"
And don't forget Tiny Terrestrial Planet
And the smash duet, If We had a Stepdad
There's a song a guy sings called "All I Need Is To Like Girls"
It's brilliant.
I'm with you, SonofRobbieJ!
Total vanity project for Bernadette. Cannot wait to see it.
How old is her daughter in this? 35?
Broadway Star Joined: 5/26/07
Funny, it's a movie starring Bernadette
and the title's a familiar line.
Funny, it's from a musical starring Bernadette
Small world, isn't it
Then there is that moment when she is trying to understand her daughter and
she sings
Let me Ascertain you.
I hear Lifetime is doing an all mute version of this next year.
Can't we just stick with Bernadette-Peters-is-an-awful-mother in Smash?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
Diva, I don't think the daughter is supposed to be 35 in; I think Bernadette is supposed to be 35 in it.
I live in the hinterlands, so I can't be assured this will play here, but I'd see it.
Updated On: 10/5/12 at 07:05 PM
I am glad that they are using both her wigs from FOLLIES.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
A movie directed by a woman, written by two women, starring Bernadette P and Peter Freidman, two of my favorite actors? I'll be there. I guess I have different taste than you fans of Step Up 3D or whatever.
Was Step Up 3D the one about the girl whose Mom wanted her to be a break dancer because she never got the chance to be one so she spends all her time entering her daughter in street competitions?
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
I do not know, but as I mentioned, I didn't even see it in 1D. It was reminiscent of previously existing movies involving dancing and a lot of people thought it was amazing.
Phyllis,
That was my point.
When are they going to stop trying to pass of Bernadette as much younger than she actually is?
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
We don't know she birthed that daughter. Remember that lady from Mommie Dearest?
I hope this mother wakes her "teenage" daughter up at 3am in a rage and makes her sing scales while she's in tears.
I hope there's a number where three prostitutes sing "You Need to Have a Schtick".
They CAN'T be serious! This thing looks about as plausible (and laughable) as Diana Ross' DOUBLE PLATINUM!
Broadway Star Joined: 6/26/11
I love how we're all bashing a movie we haven't even seen. From the synopsis i've read it didn't seem to have to much in common with Gypsy. The only common thing was it was about a mother and daughter relationship. The mother supposedly using singing as a coping mechanism. I thought Bernadette looked very young in the trailer, so i don't see the complaints.
It's called "COMING UP ROSES" and it suggests in the trailer that the mother is 'measuring up' her daughter to be a stripper. Sounds a lot like GYPSY to me.
But I can't wait.
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