Because your signature is f***ing annoying to scroll through every time you post. It makes me not want to read any thread you post on - and certainly any thread you start. And I have seen several people mention it so you know it is annoying to others. Not sure what the point is. If everyone did the same, there would be no room for discussion - just pages of "shows I've seen." As if it is important to the discussion of anything.
Well I hate to be proven right but I would have gone for 'tool' over 'twat'. Not quite sure what was insane or idiotic about the humour here, but was a lot more fun than scrolling through all that sh!t every time.
'And growl just happens to be one of the most intelligent people I've ever met.'
Is this enhanced by suggesting that one of Broadways highest grossing shows should move from the biggest Broadway theatre to the smallest?
There is no guidelines on BWW how long a signature can be, I didn't intend for my signature to be that long, but after seeing over 150 shows on both sides of the Atlantic, that is how it ended up, I make no apologies for listing then rating the shows I go and see, after all it is a theatre related board. If you don't like it you can either block me or wait a few days for the New Year when I will start my theatre record for 2014.
We are getting off the original posting that the OP is indeed the 'twat'.
"Is this enhanced by suggesting that one of Broadways highest grossing shows should move from the biggest Broadway theatre to the smallest? "
You should try to see a show called "Irony" before the year closes.
And no, there are no guidelines on how long a signature should be.
When I sign documents, i use my first name, the entirety of the Declaration of Independence, two e.e. cummings poems, a drawing of a cat, and my last name.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
1) TMG, I think you mean "twit," and not "twat." If I'm not mistaken, "twat" is an obscene term for a portion of the female anatomy, but I am by NO means an expert on obscenity. 2) Phantom of London, when in doubt I'll always side with other Phans, unless they're Republicans. (American political joke). Why don't you confound all the folks complaining about your signature and change it to list everyone who has played the Phantom in New York, London, Las Vegas, on every tour, and in every "official" production? That ought to make TMG happy.