Worst Chemistry

#1

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 10:11am

What's the most awkward, uncomfortable, nonexistent chemistry you've seen between two performers onstage?

I'll start: Matt Cavenaugh and Josefina Scaglinone in WSS.

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#2

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 10:14am

During intermission of ROAD TO MECCA, Rosemary Harris and Carla Gugino did some O-Chem bonding equations together, and it was pretty painful to watch.

Wait. No. Maybe it was the first and second acts.

I... cannot... remember...

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#3

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 10:15am

Haven Burton & Eric Peterson in SHREK
The current Belle & Beast (I don't know their names) in the NETworks tour of BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.

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#4

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 10:17am

Nick Jonas and talent. I just never really saw that connection.

#5

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 10:18am

^ They couldn't even compromise and meet halfway. Not very generous partners.

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#6

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 10:20am

Nick Jonas and talent. I just never really saw that connection.

Finally, someone else understands.

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#7

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 10:26am

When Richard Kind took over as Andre in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, he had no chemistry with anyone else on the stage.

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#8

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 10:37am

I could not believe for a second that Kelli O'Hara was in love with Matthew Broderick in Nice Work.

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#9

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 12:35pm

Now Kelli O'Hara and Harry Connick Jr. was finally some real chemistry on stage.


Despite all shows being love stories, a believable "chemistry" today on Broadway seems rare to me.

#10

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 12:58pm

Kate Jennings Grant and Craig Bierko in 2009's GUYS AND DOLLS. They didn't have an ounce of chemistry. (Chemistry? ... Yeah, chemistry...)

#11

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 1:22pm

Lane and Neuwirth. Altogether ookie.

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#12

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 1:25pm

I did not see them in action, but what about Roger Bart and Sutton Foster?

#13

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 1:55pm

Marisa Lupe (Glinda understudy) and Merideth Kaye Clarke (Elphaba standby) in the Wicked national tour a couple years back... I had a hard time even thinking they were friends.

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#14

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 2:06pm

Tony Roberts and Stockard Channing who were the first replacement cast for "They're Playing Our Song".

Zip; nix; rien; zilch; bupkis.

Plus they hated each other.

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#15

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 4:07pm

Roger Bart and Sutton Foster worked very well together in YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN.

I thought that Lane and Neuwirth's chemistry in Addams Family was good - Their voices just didn't blend well together, and the material was just so bad. Roger Rees didn't seem to connect very well with Brooke Shields when she stepped in, but he was great with Bebe.

#16

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 4:11pm

Despite all shows being love stories, a believable "chemistry" today on Broadway seems rare to me.

Then you haven't seen Once.

The worst chemistry I've seen recently is easily Kelli O'Hara and Matthew Broderick in Nice Work.

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#17

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 4:40pm

Dee Roscioli and Amanda Jane Cooper in Wicked on the 1NT. Just terrible chemistry but it might have been because Amanda Jane Cooper was an awful Glinda.

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#18

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 8:57pm

What's with the italics?

I would like to nominate Cris Groenendaal and Betsey Joslyn in SWEENEY TODD.

#19

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 10:07pm

There's not an ounce of chemistry on the EVITA stage. Sad, since the musical is all about passionate people,

Patti LuPone and Boyd Gaines in Gypsy. She has the sex appeal of a ham hock and he never seemed into Rose.

Spring Awakening-non Equity tour. The 20 year old who looked 40 Melchior making moves on a tiny adolescent looking Wendla. Just gross.

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#20

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 10:10pm

Really good chemistry I've seen is Caissie Levy and Richard Fleeshman's in Ghost

#21

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 10:19pm

Worst; Levy and Fleeshman. He's a well built stick of wood with one emotion (EQUITY should be ashamed to have let him in this country) and she's a wash rag (in this show) with a decent voice, they kiss a lot but I felt zip between them and the dreadful book does not help them.

Updated On: 7/17/12 at 10:19 PM

#22

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/16/12 at 10:37pm

Ahhh... Nick Jonas is awful. I also agree with Matt and Josefina. I know the show is humorous and the love story is not the main point of it, but I thought the chemistry between Daniel Radcliffe and Rose Hemming way was non existent.

Best Chemistry: I know the show didn't last long, but Jeremy Jordan and Laura Osnes in Bonnie & Clyde was amazing and totally believable.

Updated On: 7/16/12 at 10:37 PM

#23

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/17/12 at 3:29am

Stephanie Umoh and whatever that guy's name was who played Coalhouse in the Ragtime revival had terrible chemistry. She didn't seem all too into him, from what I remember. (add this to the reasons why it failed)

O'Hara and Szot's chemistry in the South Pacific revival was fantastic, however. They really convincingly played the whole "opposites attract" thing well.

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#24

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/17/12 at 12:23pm

Ethel Merman and Fernando Lamas in HAPPY HUNTING.
From Kallow's Bio:
"Lamas' penis size was already the stuff of Hollywood legend, and he required (Irene) Shariff design his costume to be as tight as possible, so he could show off his endowment. ...Several cast members heard Ethel scream at the stage manager in the wings:
'I had people out front! I know what's going on! You tell him to wear a godd*mn jockstrap!'"

#25

Worst Chemistry

Posted: 7/17/12 at 2:03pm

Hugh Jackman and Jarrod Emick in the Boy from Oz. Their scenes together were SO uncomfortable....

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