1.) Now more than ever I believe Robin Williams should play her in a bio-pic.
2.) I've never seen a performer look more uncomfortable. She looks strapped in that dressed and her body never moves. Who the f@#k did her make-up?
3.) There is so much going on on-stage to distract you from the fact that she blows. To those saying they want variety shows back, this is not variety show material. On variety shows performers often sang on a bare stage, showcasing the song and their voice. This number was overblown with orchestra and strings, crazy lighting effects, confetti etc. They have to make one song a spectacle because she blows.
4.) I don't care how many albums she sells, her sound is atrocious. Her albums are awful tripe. The adult contemporary equivalent of Glee CDs-overproduced and garish. Her first CD was like a funeral procession-lackluster, joyless, and every song sounded the same.
5.) She reminds of the singing Frankenstein monster in Young Frankenstein.
6.) She has enough cash to keep her in cats, flannel jammies, Ovaltine and Hitachi magic wands, She can fade into obscurity now.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello