Your Worst Musical Ideas — Page 3
#52
Posted: 7/13/08 at 5:26pm
"The Dog and Pony Show"
No, really. All the characters are dogs and ponies.
(Well, "Cats" worked, didn't it?)
No, really. All the characters are dogs and ponies.
(Well, "Cats" worked, didn't it?)
Updated On: 7/13/08 at 05:26 PM
#53
Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:41pm
A musical based on the songs of the Starland Vocal Band.
#55
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:28pm
YouTube: The Musical
with such hits as
-Chocolate Rain
-Evolution of Dance
-Please Subscribe
with such hits as
-Chocolate Rain
-Evolution of Dance
-Please Subscribe
#56
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:54pm
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes - The Musical
L.A. Confidential - The Musical
The Birds - The Musical
L.A. Confidential - The Musical
The Birds - The Musical
Poster Emeritus
Updated On: 7/17/08 at 06:54 PM
#57
Posted: 7/19/08 at 1:45am
"Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes - The Musical"
Well, the chorus ought to be fun!
Well, the chorus ought to be fun!
#58
Posted: 7/19/08 at 9:27am
Cujo: The Musical
THEATRE 2016:
Grey Gardens; SwkPlayhouse, Cats; London Palladium, Into the Woods; Royal Exchange, Show Boat; Sheffield Crucible, Les Liaisons Dangereuses, Prsicilla Queen of the Desert; UK Tour, Narrative; RWCMD, Mojo; RWCMD, The Barber of Seville; WNO, Rabbit Hole; Hampstead, The Marriage of Figaro; WNO, Figaro Gets a Divorce; WNO, Tom: The Musical; UK Tour
Upcoming: Anything Can Happen; RWCMD, Cysgy'n Brys'ur, Long Day's Journey Into Night; Bristol Old Vic, Only the Brave, The Caretaker; The Old Vic, People Places and Things, Blue/Orange; Young Vic, Bernadette Peters, Carole King, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Parts I & II
#59
Posted: 7/19/08 at 3:31pm
Wicked 2.0: A Black Light Revolution.
The audience is encouraged to wear white t-shirts and Elphaba glows in the dark.
Why do we follow leaders who never lead?
Why does it take catastrophe to start a revolution?
Tick Tick BOOM
The audience is encouraged to wear white t-shirts and Elphaba glows in the dark.
Why do we follow leaders who never lead?
Why does it take catastrophe to start a revolution?
Tick Tick BOOM
Updated On: 7/21/08 at 03:31 PM
#60
Posted: 7/19/08 at 3:49pm
"Catcher! The Musical" - a musical based on J. D. Salinger's novel "The Catcher in the Rye" = )
#61
Posted: 7/19/08 at 4:39pm
"The Poseidon Adventure"
Oh, Timmer. Now you've filled my head with this incredible image of Shelly Winters in a Little Mermaid costume "swimming" in a sea of blue light. That's not an easy image to get rid of. Thanks a lot!
Oh, Timmer. Now you've filled my head with this incredible image of Shelly Winters in a Little Mermaid costume "swimming" in a sea of blue light. That's not an easy image to get rid of. Thanks a lot!
#62
Posted: 7/19/08 at 5:47pm
Harry Potter: The Boy Who Sang
Or even worse: Twilight, The Musical.
Or even worse: Twilight, The Musical.
#63
Posted: 7/21/08 at 4:45am
From a guy that knows (kind of... not really) the producer of Watching Paint Dry: A Silent Musical comes:
DIAL-UP: a musical recollection of the internet's humble beginnings
Everyone onstage is dressed as old computers and every dance number includes doing the robot at least once. The set design is full of ethernet cords, networks, computer terminals and the floor is littered with millions of AOL discs.
The orchestra pit is full of members and roadies of Styx.
Featuring the hit songs: "zzz" "Come on" "Come on already (Reprise)" and "Load, load"
Styx gain back the lime light with the curtain call "Mr. Roboto"
DIAL-UP: a musical recollection of the internet's humble beginnings
Everyone onstage is dressed as old computers and every dance number includes doing the robot at least once. The set design is full of ethernet cords, networks, computer terminals and the floor is littered with millions of AOL discs.
The orchestra pit is full of members and roadies of Styx.
Featuring the hit songs: "zzz" "Come on" "Come on already (Reprise)" and "Load, load"
Styx gain back the lime light with the curtain call "Mr. Roboto"
"We're all just children in a vast kindergarten trying to spell God's name with the wrong alphabet blocks."
- Tennessee Williams
#64
Posted: 7/22/08 at 1:39pm
The Matrix Musicalized.
Featuring such hits as:
Boom Boom Chikka Ow, Life of the Agent, and Don't be the Human
WATCH IT HAPPEN.
Featuring such hits as:
Boom Boom Chikka Ow, Life of the Agent, and Don't be the Human
WATCH IT HAPPEN.
#66
Posted: 7/25/08 at 11:37am
"Jersey Girl: The Musical"
But only if J-Lo is in it
But only if J-Lo is in it
"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~
#67
Posted: 7/25/08 at 12:10pm
toanythingtaboo,
forgetting sarah marshall- that part with the dracula musical made me cry in hysterics as well! my friends and i found it surreal. hahahaa
worst idea:
"Blair Witch Project"- the musical
forgetting sarah marshall- that part with the dracula musical made me cry in hysterics as well! my friends and i found it surreal. hahahaa
worst idea:
"Blair Witch Project"- the musical
#68
Posted: 7/25/08 at 1:20pm
"Hello, Miley!" the musical starring Miley Cyrus. She performs act one as herself, and then act two as Hannah Montana.
#69
Posted: 7/25/08 at 1:51pm
"Yeah!" the heartwarming tale about Lil' Jon, featuring his greatest hits and his triumph from featured performer to leading artist.
#71
Posted: 7/28/08 at 1:04pm
"Atlas Shrugged" (featuring the new smash hit song, "(Who Who Who) Who Is John Galt?")
"Bleak House" (including the song "Jarndyce v. Jarndyce v. Jarndyce")
"Bleak House" (including the song "Jarndyce v. Jarndyce v. Jarndyce")
#72
Posted: 7/30/08 at 1:55pm
Lord of the Rings the Musical
Good thing they already made that mistake
Good thing they already made that mistake
#73
Posted: 8/4/08 at 3:24pm
Some of these are "Producers"-esque (i.e., they are so classically bad that they might actually be good in a campy/horrible sort of way.)
"Fantasy Island"
"Tony and Cleo" (the musical of Shakespeare's "Antony and Cleopatra")
"Fantasy Island"
"Tony and Cleo" (the musical of Shakespeare's "Antony and Cleopatra")
#74
Posted: 8/4/08 at 3:27pm
"Star Trek: The Musical"
Featuring the hit song "He's Dead, Jim"
"He's dead, Jim.
Definitely dead, Jim.
They killed him
And now he's dead, Jim."
And/or a chorus of Borg singing "The Assimilation Tango."
Slogan: "Where no musical has gone before."
"Resistance is futile. Set your phasers on stunning and trek on down to the theatre to see this show! It takes musical theatre to a new galaxy of excellence." -- David Manning, The Ridgefield Press
Featuring the hit song "He's Dead, Jim"
"He's dead, Jim.
Definitely dead, Jim.
They killed him
And now he's dead, Jim."
And/or a chorus of Borg singing "The Assimilation Tango."
Slogan: "Where no musical has gone before."
"Resistance is futile. Set your phasers on stunning and trek on down to the theatre to see this show! It takes musical theatre to a new galaxy of excellence." -- David Manning, The Ridgefield Press
Updated On: 11/8/08 at 03:27 PM
#75
Posted: 8/4/08 at 3:42pm
The Amityville Horror Show
I adore the black band holding on the Phantom's mask. ~ Jenna2
