Your Worst Musical Ideas- Page 3

[Timmer]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#50

Posted: 7/13/08 at 5:19pm

"The Poseidon Adventure"

[Timmer]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#51

Posted: 7/13/08 at 5:26pm

"The Dog and Pony Show"

No, really. All the characters are dogs and ponies.

(Well, "Cats" worked, didn't it?)
Updated On: 7/13/08 at 05:26 PM

[Timmer]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#52

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:41pm

A musical based on the songs of the Starland Vocal Band.

[I<3bway]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#53

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:43pm

Cast Away: Wilson's Story

[phan24]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#54

Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:28pm

YouTube: The Musical

with such hits as
-Chocolate Rain
-Evolution of Dance
-Please Subscribe

[Mr Roxy]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#55

Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:54pm

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes - The Musical
L.A. Confidential - The Musical
The Birds - The Musical

Poster Emeritus

Updated On: 7/17/08 at 06:54 PM

[Timmer]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#56

Posted: 7/19/08 at 1:45am

"Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes - The Musical"

Well, the chorus ought to be fun!

[luke-h***]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#57

Posted: 7/19/08 at 9:27am

Cujo: The Musical

THEATRE 2016: Grey Gardens; SwkPlayhouse, Cats; London Palladium, Into the Woods; Royal Exchange, Show Boat; Sheffield Crucible, Les Liaisons Dangereuses, Prsicilla Queen of the Desert; UK Tour, Narrative; RWCMD, Mojo; RWCMD, The Barber of Seville; WNO, Rabbit Hole; Hampstead, The Marriage of Figaro; WNO, Figaro Gets a Divorce; WNO, Tom: The Musical; UK Tour Upcoming: Anything Can Happen; RWCMD, Cysgy'n Brys'ur, Long Day's Journey Into Night; Bristol Old Vic, Only the Brave, The Caretaker; The Old Vic, People Places and Things, Blue/Orange; Young Vic, Bernadette Peters, Carole King, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Parts I & II

[ko74612]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#59

Posted: 7/19/08 at 3:31pm

Wicked 2.0: A Black Light Revolution.

The audience is encouraged to wear white t-shirts and Elphaba glows in the dark.

Why do we follow leaders who never lead?
Why does it take catastrophe to start a revolution?
Tick Tick BOOM

Updated On: 7/21/08 at 03:31 PM

[Lizzya9]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#60

Posted: 7/19/08 at 3:49pm

"Catcher! The Musical" - a musical based on J. D. Salinger's novel "The Catcher in the Rye" = )

[Patash]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#61

Posted: 7/19/08 at 4:39pm

"The Poseidon Adventure"

Oh, Timmer. Now you've filled my head with this incredible image of Shelly Winters in a Little Mermaid costume "swimming" in a sea of blue light. That's not an easy image to get rid of. Thanks a lot!

[madame_no]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#62

Posted: 7/19/08 at 5:47pm

Harry Potter: The Boy Who Sang

Or even worse: Twilight, The Musical.

[b=[^.^]=d]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#63

Posted: 7/21/08 at 4:45am

From a guy that knows (kind of... not really) the producer of Watching Paint Dry: A Silent Musical comes:

DIAL-UP: a musical recollection of the internet's humble beginnings

Everyone onstage is dressed as old computers and every dance number includes doing the robot at least once. The set design is full of ethernet cords, networks, computer terminals and the floor is littered with millions of AOL discs.

The orchestra pit is full of members and roadies of Styx.

Featuring the hit songs: "zzz" "Come on" "Come on already (Reprise)" and "Load, load"
Styx gain back the lime light with the curtain call "Mr. Roboto"

"We're all just children in a vast kindergarten trying to spell God's name with the wrong alphabet blocks." - Tennessee Williams

[levitatingcow11]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#64

Posted: 7/22/08 at 1:39pm

The Matrix Musicalized.

Featuring such hits as:
Boom Boom Chikka Ow, Life of the Agent, and Don't be the Human

WATCH IT HAPPEN.

[Timmer]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#65

Posted: 7/25/08 at 12:27am

"Hollywood Squares"

[TheaterBaby]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#66

Posted: 7/25/08 at 11:37am

"Jersey Girl: The Musical"

But only if J-Lo is in it

"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~

[JenNYferTheatrical]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#67

Posted: 7/25/08 at 12:10pm

toanythingtaboo,
forgetting sarah marshall- that part with the dracula musical made me cry in hysterics as well! my friends and i found it surreal. hahahaa

worst idea:
"Blair Witch Project"- the musical

[practically_perfect]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#68

Posted: 7/25/08 at 1:20pm

"Hello, Miley!" the musical starring Miley Cyrus. She performs act one as herself, and then act two as Hannah Montana.

[TonyVincent]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#69

Posted: 7/25/08 at 1:51pm

"Yeah!" the heartwarming tale about Lil' Jon, featuring his greatest hits and his triumph from featured performer to leading artist.

[LePetiteFromage]

#70

Posted: 7/25/08 at 2:00pm

Updated On: 5/2/09 at 02:00 PM

[Timmer]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#71

Posted: 7/28/08 at 1:04pm

"Atlas Shrugged" (featuring the new smash hit song, "(Who Who Who) Who Is John Galt?")

"Bleak House" (including the song "Jarndyce v. Jarndyce v. Jarndyce")

[choked_on_tittup]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#72

Posted: 7/30/08 at 1:55pm

Lord of the Rings the Musical


Good thing they already made that mistake

[Timmer]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#73

Posted: 8/4/08 at 3:24pm

Some of these are "Producers"-esque (i.e., they are so classically bad that they might actually be good in a campy/horrible sort of way.)

"Fantasy Island"

"Tony and Cleo" (the musical of Shakespeare's "Antony and Cleopatra")

[Timmer]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#74

Posted: 8/4/08 at 3:27pm

"Star Trek: The Musical"

Featuring the hit song "He's Dead, Jim"

"He's dead, Jim.
Definitely dead, Jim.
They killed him
And now he's dead, Jim."

And/or a chorus of Borg singing "The Assimilation Tango."

Slogan: "Where no musical has gone before."

"Resistance is futile. Set your phasers on stunning and trek on down to the theatre to see this show! It takes musical theatre to a new galaxy of excellence." -- David Manning, The Ridgefield Press Updated On: 11/8/08 at 03:27 PM

[NYC_or_Bust]

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#75

Posted: 8/4/08 at 3:42pm

The Amityville Horror Show

I adore the black band holding on the Phantom's mask. ~ Jenna2