Your Worst Musical Ideas — Page 2

#26

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/11/08 at 3:42pm

Strike!

It's not about bowling; it's a musical about last year's theatre strike.

After all, if we don't get a good show out of it, what good was it?

Updated On: 11/8/08 at 03:42 PM

#27

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/11/08 at 5:32pm

A sequel to the Phantom of the Opera.

#28

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/11/08 at 5:42pm

I had too all the time I was growing up:

"Sybil:The Musical" featuring the now classic standards, "The People, The People", "I'm Vicky, I'm Peggy Lou and Who Are You?" and the Act One closer, "She Holds Her Water Til The Very Last Note!"

I also thought a musical version of the Diane Lane B-flick "Streets of Fire" would be pretty good. I think it could really rock and the beginning kidnapping could be very dramatic since Ellen Aim could be performing to the audience and the kidnappers could enter from the back of the theatre and carry her out a la the film.

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#29

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/11/08 at 7:42pm

The Middle School Musical: Hormones gone Wild!

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#30

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/11/08 at 7:54pm

a musical version of Birth of a Nation.

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#31

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/12/08 at 12:50am

Ayn Rand the musical : Fountainhead

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#32

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/12/08 at 4:21am

umm batman the musical.....the dark night not really all that dark!

#33

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/12/08 at 9:42am

Jurassic Park:the Musical

#34

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/12/08 at 10:04am

George W Bush The Musical

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#35

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/12/08 at 10:14am

George Bush: Merrily we go to War

George Bush, the Trashing of a Nation

George Bush, Idiots on Parade

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#36

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/12/08 at 10:27am

Hogans Heroes The Musical

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#37

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/12/08 at 3:19pm

Hogan Knows Best: The Musical- Follow into a journey of Hulk Hogan and his family as he recoups from the wrestling business while trying to keep his family together

Norbit: The Musical starring Frenchie Davis as Respusha!

#38

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/12/08 at 3:42pm

Another vampire musical.

#39

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/12/08 at 5:09pm

The Silence of the Lambs, featuring the rollicking ensemble number, "I Can Smell Your C*nt." Despite being a supporting character, Buffalo Bill steals the show with his dynamic duet "It Rubs The Lotion" and his solo, the stupendous "Would You F*ck Me?" The latter will rise to iconic status, becoming the "I Am What I Am" for bat sh*t crazy serial killers. The headlines write themselves. "The lambs aren't silent anymore!"

Updated On: 7/12/08 at 05:09 PM

#40

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/12/08 at 5:13pm

Once the following link opens scroll down to experience...
Silence! Silence of the Lambs: The Musical

Updated On: 7/12/08 at 05:13 PM

#41

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/12/08 at 5:15pm

Wow. And I thought I was being a little ridiculous. Touche`.

#42

Posted: 7/12/08 at 5:46pm

Updated On: 5/2/09 at 05:46 PM

#43

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/12/08 at 6:12pm

I still want Phineas Gage: The Musical! to happen.

Actually, I was thinking that the Stanford Prison Study could be turned into a musical. With such numbers as "Prisoner 819 Did a Bad Thing" and the big Act I finale, "I'm All ****ed Up."

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Updated On: 7/12/08 at 06:12 PM

#44

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/12/08 at 9:50pm

The Fountainhead would make a better musical than Atlas Shrugged.

How about "Prufrock" (based on the Eliot poem -- hey, "Cats" worked.)

#45

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/13/08 at 1:55am

I'd die if anyone did did Prufrock!

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#46

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/13/08 at 8:18am

Shows based on any of these movies:
There Will Be Blood
No Country For Old Men
The Departed
Babel
Shark Tale
Sleuth (2007 version)

Or on any of these TV shows:
Seinfeld
The Simpsons
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Danny Phantom
Kim Possible
Teen Titans
(though I must say 30 Rock and Pushing Daisies could have potential)

And here's the juggernaut...DISNEY CHANNEL: THE MUSICAL!!!!!!
Act I would cover such timeless hits as DuckTales and Darkwing Duck, while Act II would explore new classics like Kim Possible and Lizzie McGuire.

The only thing I would find desireable about that is if I got the chance to play Dr. Drakken. He is the best kid's show villain since Boris Badenov.

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#47

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/13/08 at 12:03pm

Would Dr. Drakken's big number be his karaoke of the O Boyz?

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#48

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/13/08 at 2:48pm

"The Reluctant Sperm" - The coming of age story of one sperm

"Second Titty" - A improved musical comedy about breast cancer

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#49

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/13/08 at 5:02pm

"Watching Paint Dry: A Silent Musical"

#50

re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

Posted: 7/13/08 at 5:13pm

Included in Prufrock, of course, would be Alfred's star turn, "The Peach Song."

How about this?

"Abu Ghraib" A musical about power. With a "prisoners' chorus" who spend most of the show with underwear on their heads. Songs include "Boxers or Briefs" and "Bark Like a Dog."

Updated On: 7/13/08 at 05:13 PM