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Anyone have the CliffsNotes on that?

“Illusionist” is having its premiere on the west end next Fall, though. 

Since they have the ability to post new tickets, it would be real nice if they would also give me points for ANYTHING. They haven’t given me a single point for anything in about 7 months and the same old “just hold onto your order numbers and once the system is back…” BS. 

Taco Tits Cheeto Mussolini is about to make an an announcement at the Kennedy Center. 

That means she’ll be in town when “Romy and Michele” opens which will be great for them. I can’t wait for this. 

Mira Sorvino!!!!!!

I don’t think anyone is expecting “spectacle” from it, it’s just a beloved property that’s pretty much a guaranteed hit over the holidays.

A midnight show is a great idea but they’d need some insane star power to guarantee people would actually be there for it, especially in the enormous Studio 54 (which is so wrong for this show anyways, but I won’t get started on that). 

And after speaking to a producer earlier this year, I was under the impression that this was going to be a joint Roundabout/ATG venture which Im still not certain about. 

Nope, no casting yet. Just rumors. 

Financially it was a success. I know a lot of people (myself included) got tickets obviously thinking it was a play so when we found out it was people on chairs reading from a book, they already had our money. Most people I know really disliked it and I can’t imagine would go back for round two. Now that everyone knows what it’ll be, I do wonder if they’ll have slower sales. 

No. And this is where your logic will always fail. People aren’t mad that it’s going back to a hotel. People are mad at your glee that people are going to be displaced. 

Watching what comments the mods on this site have chosen to delete in the past few minutes is kind of fascinating. 

People been cooking in hotels for years. Audra’s reheating chow mein on a hot plate 8x a week right now.
 

Once you realize immigrants aren’t the problem, you’ll suddenly realize that theres so many other more important things to worry about. 

We really shouldn’t feed the trolls, Carlos. But if we’re gonna do it we can feed them some of that feces they love. 

Oh please let that be true. I have some stuff I want to yell out to him. 

So much feces. Immigrants love to make that stuff, right? Like every day you can count on them just making more of it. It’s a real problem.