BOB,
those lyrics are sung by an insanely petulant teenage girl trying to embarass someone else within the context of a 'self-penned' simple-minded pop song called "COOTIES"! You ought to choose your battles a little more carefully!

And Mr. Shaiman never once dishes Fred Ebb's work nor compares his work to theirs...once again, choose your battles with more precision, you might then actually make a point!
Off to dance the "Cooties" dan