I agree, I certainly wouldn't buy a ticket, and I can't think of anyone who would. Having seen them both too, I have to say I thought they were lovely. Unfortunately this is a show that only exists on star casting.
I wonder though, how much one week on Haitus would cost, holding the theatre, not paying actors/crew and no gross, versus one week with understudies, with some gross. Which would lose less money?
Stephen: "Could you grab me a coffee?"
Me: "Would you like that with all the colors of the wind?"