but I LOVE the one "the jews have all the money and the whites have all the power, and i'm always in taxi cab with driver who no shower" "me too!" "me too!" "I CAN'T EVEN GET A TAXI!" hahah i love it.
Peter: Oh my god, Brian! My Alphabits are sending me a secret message! They say "oooooooooo!"
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
"We could call you a cab" "I'll be fine, ok, seeya/ Hope you don't get gonorhhea!"
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on."
- from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
"I know, put my earmuffs on the cookie" spoiler...kind of it is also SO cute in "fantasies come true" when nikki is gesturing to rod to come to him and rod is like "NOOOO...NOOOO...OK!" my FAVORITE is "ba ba ba BAHHH doo doo doo doo doo" from Princeton in "Purpose" ahh i love that show
"At the opening night party, they had clowns on stilts, jugglers, a chocolate fountain, popcorn, hot dogs. [My son] looked at me like I had been holding back. Like, 'This is what you do?' I had to tell him, 'No, no, darling. Opening nights don't usually look like this.' It's usually a dark bar with a bottle of vodka." ?Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's Jan Maxwell
plus i proudly share the title of the shortest member over the age of 10 with wickedrentq!
Bad Idea Bears: Why don't you buy a case of beer.... Princeton: No! I'm not going to buy a case.. Bad Idea Bears: Awww.....that makes us sad Princeton: Well...I guess I could Bad Idea Bears: YAY! In the long run you save when buying in bulk anyway!
....and then there was the line i cant remember about green pubic hair.
Here ya go.
"I went to take shower and I thought who could leave these little green on soap. They no belong to me. They no belong to Blyan. I was close to puking!"
He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.
bad idea bear: Or you could hang yourself.. bad idea bear: Yea! We found this really nice rope! Princeton: I'm not goin to hang myself! bad idea bear: Awwww... Princeton: Will you guys get outta here bad idea bear: well ok...but we'll leave the rope just in case
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!"
-Kermit the frog"I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P."Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu""...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu
After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
I loved the part where Kate says "is her name "purpose"? that was hysterical. And of course the bad idea bears--every one of their lines--especially, "that makes me sad", "YAAAAAAY" and "take her home--she's WASTED!".