"i have to grade term papers ... but it's kindergarten, so they're very short."
steph's delivery of this line totally cracks me up. and it's also funny to me because i work in an elementary school :)
Broadway Star Joined: 12/19/04
sorry mrs. Thistletwat
so cute!!!
"you look like david hasselhoff"
"her head fell of in the ambulence...they spent all night sewing it back on"
and the way brian's voice kinda scoops saying "thank yoooooou ..honey?"
"Hey! I'm not naive! F*** you!"
All of "Schandenfreude" is funny!
"And I can't wait to eat her P***Y again!" Sing this out loud on a school bus full of children...it's FUN! One little girl asked if I wanted to eat a kitty-cat...*evil grin*
Understudy Joined: 3/26/05
bobby bubby took mine lol umm basically the whole girlfriend who lives in canada song...freakin hilarious. id write more but i have to do a history project. bye all
"Hey guys whatcha laughing about"
"RACISM!"
"COOL!"
"Schadenfreude..f**k you lady, thats what stairs are for!*
no idea why..but this one always makes me crack up
"whadya have for lunch today?" in context its just..really funny somehow
"Sorry Kate- I masturbate!"
"-Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!
-Me too!
-Me too!
-I can't even get a taxi!"
Leading Actor Joined: 12/31/69
oh how could I forget about the baby bird metaphor?? that had me rolling around with laughter. I loved that line!
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
It's been said about 50 times already, but once more for emphasis...
"F*ck you, lady, that's what stairs are for!"
"Thank you, gentlemen...and obstacles to those gentlemen."
"I think I heard a compliment in there somewhere."
"Hey, Kate, you might wanna not go in there for a while."
"I know, put my earmuffs on the cookie."
And basically anything that comes out of Christmas Eve's mouth.
~Steven
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