best Avenue Q lines?
best Avenue Q lines?
JohnnysGurl
Stand-by Joined: 2/2/05
#0best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 5:55pmThe whole shows hilarious, but what are some of your fave lines?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 5:58pm
Whenever Princeton is talking to Christmas Eve about his "friend" being gay and she's saying how much of a contrabution gay people are to society and then he says "yes, but you see, my friend is republican" (and something else i forgot) and then Christmas Eve says "oooh, then tell your friend to stay in the closet, he good for nothing" LMAO that line cracks me up just thinking about it.
edit: that line was from the actual show...I don't know if you meant lines from the CD or what, sorry.
Updated On: 6/6/05 at 05:58 PM
hypertruffle
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/22/05
#3re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 5:59pm
"grab your d*ck and double click for porn porn porn!"
Always get me.
"The cynicism you refer to, I acquired the day I discovered I was different from little boys!~All About Eve
JohnnysGurl
Stand-by Joined: 2/2/05
#5re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 6:26pmout of tune thespian - I was totally gonna put that quote!! You beat me to it - aaaagh!
If I show you the darkness I hold inside, will you bring me to light?
Broadway Star Joined: 12/31/69
#6re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 6:27pmSorry Krispy! you should just put it again! it's funny enough to be mentioned twice
#7re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 6:27pm
everytime I listen to the CD, I laugh like a donkey at the whole:
"you were telling a black joke weren't you?"
that whole part it just gets me everytime
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
#8re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 7:11pm
"George Bush is only for now"
Many a time this line has kept me sane
Raggy Q poo
Broadway Star Joined: 12/19/04
#9re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 7:37pm
They are all great lines but when Barrett (and Johnny did it too) says: "Sweet sufferin Jesus; my cu runeth over!," they do this little kick back with their foot that is the cutest/funniest thing!
Barrett + Johnny = orgasmic RUV
People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
broadwaystar2b
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/28/04
#11re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 8:36pm
"George Bush is only for now!"
also
"People always learning, all through their life. Look at Mama Bird. She push Baby out of nest and that's it. If Baby Bird fly, good for Baby! If Baby Bird fall and crack head on ground and get eaten by Cat, then he need to do better next time."
Updated On: 6/6/05 at 08:36 PM
#12re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 8:38pm
Shneb, that's hilarious! Oh man, I love Christmas Eve.
"...I mean Alberta! SH*T, her NAME is Alberta, she lives in Vancouve-she's my girlfriend!..."
This is my signature.
#13re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 8:40pm
Now there was a fine, upstanding black man.
Who?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus wasn't black..
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was black
No...I'm pretty sure he was white...
GUYS..Jesus was JEWISH
HAHAHAHAHAA
gets me everytime too
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
#14re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 8:44pm
Um lets see
"Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken"
or when Gary says "S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E". It just sounds so cool!
and "F..k you lady that's what stairs are for"
Hmmm...
basically everything is genius!
"Needless to say the crew is well acquainted with my ass and that's ok because they are the coolest guys ever."
- Idina Menzel
#15re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 8:48pm"i can't even get a taxi!!!"
"talent is wanting something hard enough to work for it" - my drama teacher :)
Raggy Q poo
Broadway Star Joined: 12/19/04
#16re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 8:50pmme neither! HEHE
People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
#17re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 9:02pm
"when your date's in the bathroom i'll slip ya my card"
I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today is so funny!
What else...? Oh, "When you help others you can't help helping yourself."
Avenue Q is my favorite cast album! I think of Stephanie D'Abruzzo when I'm trying to belt.
I know this groc'ry clerk...
Raggy Q poo
Broadway Star Joined: 12/19/04
#18re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 9:07pm...or F*** my TA
People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
#19re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 9:09pm
the 2 lines that crack me up everytime:
"who painted the kitten?"
"i know, put my earmuffs on the cookie"
vgd07
Swing Joined: 11/8/04
#21re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 9:44pmAt the end of "I'm Nopt Wearing Underwear Today", when Christmas Eve yells "GET A JOB!", that gets me every time.
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#22re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 9:53pmAll of Schadenfreude gets me every time!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#23re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 9:55pm
"There's a pigeon squashed on the street."
"Ew."
It's just placed so perfectly.
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CurtainUp
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/9/04
#24re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 9:56pm
Favorite line ever:
"I'll be FINE, ok, see ya"
"Hope ya don't get gonorrhea!!!" (But, bc it's Christmas Eve, its more like gono-leeea)
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on."
- from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
#25re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 10:07pm
"i have to grade term papers ... but it's kindergarten, so they're very short."
steph's delivery of this line totally cracks me up. and it's also funny to me because i work in an elementary school :)
RIP glebby <3
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