All right c cks and hens, I'm bumping this thread because I plan to be reporting live again tonight and it will just make it easier to find the thread in the dim dim lighting. I don't really want to give away the theme I hear is planned at the leather bar this evening, but I think you're gonna LOVE it. Think up questions! xox ow!
Wait, Namo, did you completely overlook the leather fest at BLACK PARTY last Saturday? The place was super fun, and super-costume-y for a change. ( I had no idea harnesses with butt-less underwear were so much in vogue again.) Who knows, I could have tripped over you in the back room maze...
Oh I wasn't there and I've never been, which is probably for the best because as far as I know they've yet to release Truvada Extra Strength.
Meanwhile, I'm in a former industrial city in the Northeast at a leather bar where the theme is *supposed" to be Underbear party. But nobody's in his underwear, which is a shame because my boxers have cute pigs on them but nobody can see.
Anyway, I'm here, the house is blasting and the SamAdams Rebel IPA is flowing so Ask Me Anything!!!!!
I'm back at the leather bar where they're having a leather contest. I forgot how much I hate leather contests. There's more process points than a lesbian therapy group but without the psychological breakthroughs.
You won't believe this. There is only one contestant for each of two titles. And yet, and yet, they are going through the entire three day affair because, although they have no competition, "they are not automatic winners." I think the titles are Mr Boy and Mr Bootblack although those could be the judges. Seriously.
In other surprising news, I heard a new Madonna song in a gay bar for the first time in a decade. It was Living for Love ( Offer Nissan Dub). Congrats Madonna, you're still replicant!