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Donate to John Hill
#75re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 12:09amMiss Holly will give Woo one of her Greenies for every dollar I donate to the John Hill Relief Fund.
amasis
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/7/04
#76re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 12:13amI thought the donations were for Martha the baby. It looks like you're off the priority list, Humpers. :)
#77re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 12:16am
It is hard to be the Camel that is tossed to the side. No one understands how much more expensive a Camel is then a Baby. Plus Camels are Cuter. Sigh no respect for the four legged.
Love Always,
Humpers the Camel
amasis
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/7/04
#78re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 12:22am
Yep, and you can ride a camel, too.
...
I sympathize completely. Of course, you can always join Woo and set up ANOTHER website.
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#79re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 12:28amAs I am a fellow victim of my humor being taken the wrong way (even though mine wasn't really funny in the first place and why am I even still talking about this almost a year later?), I am going to say I think it is a complete joke. I need to go read his journal now to see if I "get it". I am not to quick on the BWW uptake since I have embraced real-life socialization.
My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...
#80re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 12:42amHumpers, I'll donate to your charity if you sign the the humps of the Humpers magnet I have on my fridge.
#81re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 7:33am
although I suppose it is the ultimate form of flattery, you all DO know that Humpers is NOT John Hill, right??
Imagine how I'd feel if someone created a Woo persona!
Oh WOO!!!
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#82re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 8:02am
I think John should change his website and make it so that people are paying for him to not eat Humpers...
I know a few great Camel recipes...
amasis
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/7/04
#83re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 8:12am
Really, Marc? I always pictured John Hill with humps on his back. And a talking, posting Woo would be really, really cute.
Paradox - that's so wrong, but it might actually work better; he'll get a lot more money. 
#84re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 8:51am
Roast Camel, Camel Drumsticks, Camel Soup, Spagghetti Bolacamel, Camel ala John Hill, Camel Flambee, Camel Salad...
Updated On: 3/21/05 at 08:51 AM
magic8ball
Broadway Star Joined: 3/28/04
#85re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 8:55am
Wow. I just caught this thread. All I have to say is...
Time to build a bridge, people. Time to build a bridge.
I have half a mind to send five dollars Hills' way just to spite some of the people who are blowing this out of proportion.
"Goodness is rewarded. Hope is guaranteed. Laughter builds strong bones. Right will intercede. Things you've said I often find I need, indeed. I see the world through your eyes. What's black and white is colorized. The knowledge you most dearly prized I'm eager to employ. You said that life has infinite joys."
amasis
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/7/04
#86re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 9:07am
Camel Flambee?!?!?! Paradox!!!
*tries to erase images of flaming camels out of mind*
#87re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 9:41am
No I Humpers the Camel am not John Hill. Just good ole Humpers. But Marc I would love to have a Chat with Woo. We could do a photo op and make a Humpers and Woo Calendar.
Paradox- AHH Camels are Sacred one can just not eat a Camel! I may need to go weep in the corner.
Oh and PalJoey I will sign one hump not both.
Love Always,
Humpers The Camel
#88re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 9:49amI would happily donate money for a lap dance from John.
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
#89re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 10:09am
Liaisons!
What's happened to them?
Liaisons today.
Disgraceful!
What's become of them?
Some of them
Hardly pay their shoddy way....
Where is style?
Where is skill?
Where is forethought?
Where's discretion of the heart?
Where's passion in the art?
Where's craft?
With a smile
And a will
But with more thought,
I acquired a chateau
Extravagantly o-
Verstaffed.
#90re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 10:11amSomething about this thread makes me hungry...
Chrysanthemum62001
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/14/04
#93re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 10:21am
Fifty-two dollars! John Hill, you rock my socks!
I think this whole thing is hysterical. I have loved his journal entries forever. And the thing is, fans are most likely going to give him gifts, so why not give him something he can actually use!
"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL
#94re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 2:43pm
by the way TV Boy, I just have to ask, what exactly are we supposed to derive from the factoid that John Hill owns a Messenger Bag? Are you referring to his ancient green Abercombie number from which a dust cloud forms when you slap it? If so, I wouldn't exactly list the item as a must-have tote of 2005
bjivie2
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/04
#95re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 2:48pm
Wow, John Hill is laaaaaaaaame.
Get a job, man!
Eeeeeeyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaannnnnddddd aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiyyyyyyaaaaaammmmmmmm teeeeeeeelllllliiiiiinnngg yyyyooooooouuuuuuuwwwaaaahh...
Jamie Hat
Broadway Star Joined: 4/5/04
#97re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 2:49pmIt's not as if John posted the link to his site or this "ad". Someone else did.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
Updated On: 3/21/05 at 02:49 PM
iluvtheatertrash
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/9/04
#98re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 2:55pmThis is the most disgusting, pathetic thing I've ever seen.
"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman
#99re: Donate to John Hill
Posted: 3/21/05 at 3:05pm
what's all this talk about what ya'll know of John's work status? Unless you're an agent, and you're his agent, you don't know what pilots and projects he's working on, and he's certainly too kind and humble to do anything other than kid on himself...
