Hon-ney everythings comin up ro-O-O-O-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-yeah-he-ah-he-ahhh-ses!
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
"I've always secretly longed for an actress to get to the top of the cherry picker and projectile vomit all over the guards below."- Wonderwaiter in the "Defy Gravity?" thread.
~~~~~~~~My dream? Sutton Foster as Cassie in A Chorus Line
Will she be playing the tuba or just straddling it?
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
Britney Spears as Mrs. Lovette: Did you, like, totally come in here for, a like, pie-ay-ay-ay, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir?
Justin Timberlake as Sweeney Todd: No.
B.S. as M L: Then, like, (Asylum set turns into a strip club...) Let me, like, totally entertain you, and we'll, like, totally have a really good time, like, totally yes, siree! We'll, like, totally have a real, like totally good time!!!!!!! (Mounts him, as do Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilara, etc.)
Who else needs a drink after reading that one?
MARGARET: "Clara, stop that. That's illegal." - The Light in the Piazza
"I'm not in Bambi and I'm not blonde!" - Idina Menzel
FosseBoi, I don't know if you've ever seen Brenda Braxton as Velma but her All That Jazz sounds sort of like what you posted only the way she did it was amazing.
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
OMG, Sum! Are you serious? Even the "BABALAWOOOoooo"? That was Christina Agulera doing it by the way.
"I've always secretly longed for an actress to get to the top of the cherry picker and projectile vomit all over the guards below."- Wonderwaiter in the "Defy Gravity?" thread.
~~~~~~~~My dream? Sutton Foster as Cassie in A Chorus Line