Totally Tasteless Musicals!
Totally Tasteless Musicals!
#1Totally Tasteless Musicals!
Posted: 8/26/07 at 3:37pm
Princess Diana-The Musical
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!''
Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
Updated On: 8/27/07 at 03:37 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/26/07 at 4:15pmOh please- not even close. How about "9/11! The Musical!" It'll bring the house down!
AnnaK<3LMIP
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/20/07
#2re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/26/07 at 4:34pm
I have a hard time even saying Princess Diana:The musical. I listened to the CD once and it...well it's pretty difficult to describe.
9/11! The Musical! .... Really? There is one, or are you just saying that that would be a tasteless musical?
I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.
#3re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/26/07 at 5:09pmSaving Private Ryan: A New Musical Tragedy!
A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.
#4re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/26/07 at 5:17pm'Thalidomide-The Musical' um, yes you can read!
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!''
Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#5re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/26/07 at 5:21pm
Jihad- the musical
ETA: An actual musical at the Edinburgh Fringe this year.
http://www.edfringe.com/shows/detail.php?action=shows&id=4874
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
Updated On: 8/26/07 at 05:21 PM
MarkRascati
Broadway Star Joined: 5/24/06
#7re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/26/07 at 5:40pmAre those last 2 for real?? Evidence please!
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!''
Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
MarkRascati
Broadway Star Joined: 5/24/06
#9re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/26/07 at 6:00pmThalidomide is about to go on its second UK tour! Hello! I have the OCR and its abismal
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!''
Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#10re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/26/07 at 6:12pmI edited my post. It's for real.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#11re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/26/07 at 6:30pmCrash : A MUSICAL Based off of the movie!
I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"
#12re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/26/07 at 6:46pmLegally Blonde 2 - The Musical sequal!!! Ewww
#13re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/26/07 at 9:44pm
Jerry Springer: The Musical
Wait a minute...
Everything in life...is only for now.
#14re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/26/07 at 10:50pmHigh School Musical 1/2/Haunted/Underwater/In Jail/Mid-Life Crisis/Nursing Home/HELL
PLEASE! Do not post anything negative or dramatic! DidYouReallyHearMe has LOST the ability to ignore such posts and he will comment! Please, help him.
With Clay Aiken in Spamalot, all of Broadway is singing a collective "There! Right! There!" -Me-
"Not Barker, Todd is the only person I've ever known who could imitate Katherine Hepburn...in print." -nmartin-
With Clay Aiken in Spamalot, all of Broadway is singing a collective "There! Right! There!" -Me-
"Not Barker, Todd is the only person I've ever known who could imitate Katherine Hepburn...in print." -nmartin-
AnnaK<3LMIP
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/20/07
#15re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/26/07 at 10:59pmI. ADORE. High School Nursing Home.
I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.
#16re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/27/07 at 2:10amIs it just me, or is tasteless spelled wrong?
Rant, Wickud, Rant, Wickud, Rant! We're not gonna pay Rant! 'Cause everythink is Wickud!
"Leave Walt Disney Theatricals new sparkling production of The Little Mermaid on Broadway alone!!!"
lakezurich will be played by Paul Groves in the BWW musical
"Leave Walt Disney Theatricals new sparkling production of The Little Mermaid on Broadway alone!!!"
lakezurich will be played by Paul Groves in the BWW musical
#17re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/27/07 at 2:19amLZ shame you cant post anything constructive without pulling people apart. Something thats a habit with you! Happy now!
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!''
Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
#18re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/27/07 at 2:31am
I don't remember pulling anyone apart... if anyone has felt like that then I apologize. And I most certainly was not trying to pull you apart (lol, that sounds kind-of funny) I was just providing some constructive criticism... but I really would like to know why you think I am so mean... I don't remember being mean to anyone on here 
Rant, Wickud, Rant, Wickud, Rant! We're not gonna pay Rant! 'Cause everythink is Wickud!
"Leave Walt Disney Theatricals new sparkling production of The Little Mermaid on Broadway alone!!!"
lakezurich will be played by Paul Groves in the BWW musical
"Leave Walt Disney Theatricals new sparkling production of The Little Mermaid on Broadway alone!!!"
lakezurich will be played by Paul Groves in the BWW musical
LoringsGuy
Broadway Star Joined: 9/28/04
#19re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/27/07 at 2:31am
EAT! A Smorgasboard of Songs by Karen Carpenter.
Or something like that. This was a real show from the Minnesota Fringe Festival. Despite the tastlessness of the title, it ended up being a pretty respectful overview of Carpenter's music, from what I hear.
"Word of advice: Be who you are, wear what you want---just learn how to run real fast." Marc, UGLY BETTY
#20re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/27/07 at 2:34amOK your not mean- well you are unless you post your choice of tasteless musical here NOW! x
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!''
Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
#22re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/27/07 at 2:39amSpamalot could be classified here i guess! ?
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!''
Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
#23re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/27/07 at 2:50amTasteless... hmmm... I think a good tasteless musical would be... Incest: The Musical!!
Rant, Wickud, Rant, Wickud, Rant! We're not gonna pay Rant! 'Cause everythink is Wickud!
"Leave Walt Disney Theatricals new sparkling production of The Little Mermaid on Broadway alone!!!"
lakezurich will be played by Paul Groves in the BWW musical
"Leave Walt Disney Theatricals new sparkling production of The Little Mermaid on Broadway alone!!!"
lakezurich will be played by Paul Groves in the BWW musical
#24re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Posted: 8/27/07 at 3:08amLOL
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!''
Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
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