2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

#1

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/27/14 at 9:33pm

Yeah, I love geeking out on the food names ... so here's a starter list. Feel free to add. This is a BWW potluck tradition!


"12 Ears of Corn"
"American Brussel" Sprouts in Brown "Grave-ity" (okay, that was a monster stretch)
"Dallas Buyers Club Sandwiches"
or "Dallas Breyers Club" Ice Cream
"Frozen" Daiquiris
David O. Russet Potatoes
Leonardo DiCappuccinos
Cate Blanched Almonds
June Squab

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#2

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/27/14 at 9:43pm

Baked Nebraska
Her(sheys)
Cake Blanchett

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#3

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/27/14 at 9:57pm

Dammit, Jay-Z. Nevermind.

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Updated On: 2/27/14 at 09:57 PM

#4

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/27/14 at 10:12pm

Catherine Martinis
Christopher Mousse

#5

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/27/14 at 10:18pm

Let It Go-Go Juice

#6

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/27/14 at 10:23pm

Blanched Skate

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#7

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/27/14 at 10:32pm

Blue Jasmine rice

#8

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/27/14 at 10:52pm

Blue Nun with a hint of Jasmine

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#9

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/27/14 at 10:56pm

Gravi Tea & Scones

#10

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/27/14 at 11:01pm

Meryl Sweetpotato

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#11

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/27/14 at 11:05pm

Amy Adams Apple

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#12

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:08am

This year is tougher than others! The titles and actor names don't lend themselves easily to culinary treats.

Bastards.

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#13

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:12am

I suppose in addition to June Squab, you could serve June Squid.

Blech.

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#14

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:29am

June Squid sounds delicious!

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#15

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:46am

Lupizza To-go'o

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....but the world goes 'round

#16

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:46am

June Squid with Cate Blanched Almonds served over a bed of Blue Jasmine Rice.

And Frozen daiquiris!

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#17

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:48am

Brad Pitted Cherries Flambe

Grape Gatsby juice

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....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 2/28/14 at 07:48 AM

#18

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:49am

Lupizza To-go'o

With an ice cold Christian Ale!

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#19

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:51am

Jonah Hillshire Farms cold cuts platter.

Oy.

EDIT: Oh, I like Grape Gatsby Juice!

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Updated On: 2/28/14 at 07:51 AM

#20

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:56am

Phillymena Cheesesteak Sandwiches

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"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

#21

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/28/14 at 10:24am

Baked Nebraska

#22

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/28/14 at 10:36am

August Orange Brownies

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....but the world goes 'round

#23

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/28/14 at 10:52am

Chi-Tea-Wetel & Ejiofor Cheese Pizza

Anything served in Ellen De-Generous Portia-ns

Updated On: 2/28/14 at 10:52 AM

#24

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

Posted: 2/28/14 at 12:27pm

LOL

I'm getting whiplash from these strained puns! My own handiwork included.

I love a good, bad pun. It's the Catskills comic in me, lurking somewhere.

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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