2014 Oscar Party Food Menu

[best12bars]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#1

Posted: 2/27/14 at 9:33pm

Yeah, I love geeking out on the food names ... so here's a starter list. Feel free to add. This is a BWW potluck tradition!


"12 Ears of Corn"
"American Brussel" Sprouts in Brown "Grave-ity" (okay, that was a monster stretch)
"Dallas Buyers Club Sandwiches"
or "Dallas Breyers Club" Ice Cream
"Frozen" Daiquiris
David O. Russet Potatoes
Leonardo DiCappuccinos
Cate Blanched Almonds
June Squab

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[Jay Lerner-Z]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#2

Posted: 2/27/14 at 9:43pm

Baked Nebraska
Her(sheys)
Cake Blanchett

Beyoncé is not an ally. Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Carter. #Dubai #$$$

[Kad]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#2

Posted: 2/27/14 at 9:57pm

Dammit, Jay-Z. Nevermind.

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

Updated On: 2/27/14 at 09:57 PM

[TheGingerBreadMan]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#3

Posted: 2/27/14 at 10:12pm

Catherine Martinis
Christopher Mousse

[Jordan Catalano]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#4

Posted: 2/27/14 at 10:18pm

Let It Go-Go Juice

[Jane2]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#5

Posted: 2/27/14 at 10:23pm

Blanched Skate

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

[Jordan Catalano]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#6

Posted: 2/27/14 at 10:32pm

Blue Jasmine rice

[Jay Lerner-Z]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#7

Posted: 2/27/14 at 10:52pm

Blue Nun with a hint of Jasmine

Beyoncé is not an ally. Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Carter. #Dubai #$$$

[Jordan Catalano]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#8

Posted: 2/27/14 at 10:56pm

Gravi Tea & Scones

[Jay Lerner-Z]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#9

Posted: 2/27/14 at 11:01pm

Meryl Sweetpotato

Beyoncé is not an ally. Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Carter. #Dubai #$$$

[Jay Lerner-Z]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#10

Posted: 2/27/14 at 11:05pm

Amy Adams Apple

Beyoncé is not an ally. Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Carter. #Dubai #$$$

[best12bars]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#11

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:08am

This year is tougher than others! The titles and actor names don't lend themselves easily to culinary treats.

Bastards.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[best12bars]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#12

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:12am

I suppose in addition to June Squab, you could serve June Squid.

Blech.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[themysteriousgrowl]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#13

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:29am

June Squid sounds delicious!

CHURCH DOOR TOUCAN GAY MARKETING PUPPIES MUSICAL THEATER STAPLES PERIOD OIL BITCHY SNARK HOLES

[tazber]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#14

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:46am

Lupizza To-go'o

....but the world goes 'round

[best12bars]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#15

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:46am

June Squid with Cate Blanched Almonds served over a bed of Blue Jasmine Rice.

And Frozen daiquiris!

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[tazber]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#16

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:48am

Brad Pitted Cherries Flambe

Grape Gatsby juice

....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 2/28/14 at 07:48 AM

[best12bars]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#17

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:49am

Lupizza To-go'o

With an ice cold Christian Ale!

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[best12bars]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#18

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:51am

Jonah Hillshire Farms cold cuts platter.

Oy.

EDIT: Oh, I like Grape Gatsby Juice!

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Updated On: 2/28/14 at 07:51 AM

[madbrian]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#19

Posted: 2/28/14 at 7:56am

Phillymena Cheesesteak Sandwiches

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

[Jordan Catalano]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#20

Posted: 2/28/14 at 10:24am

Baked Nebraska

[tazber]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#21

Posted: 2/28/14 at 10:36am

August Orange Brownies

....but the world goes 'round

[Patronus]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#22

Posted: 2/28/14 at 10:52am

Chi-Tea-Wetel & Ejiofor Cheese Pizza

Anything served in Ellen De-Generous Portia-ns


Updated On: 2/28/14 at 10:52 AM

[best12bars]

2014 Oscar Party Food Menu#23

Posted: 2/28/14 at 12:27pm

LOL

I'm getting whiplash from these strained puns! My own handiwork included.

I love a good, bad pun. It's the Catskills comic in me, lurking somewhere.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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