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#126

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

When that female executive told Liz to go into Jack's office with her and "lez it up" I about died.

"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball

Updated On: 4/9/09 at 10:17 PM

#128

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

It was a callback to a throwaway line from Liz about such a sketch back in Season 1.
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#129

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Jack McBrayer needs an Emmy!
"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball

#130

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

When Roger Bart started crying at the end of the episode I nearly fell off my couch
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life. Define yourself"
#131

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

JACK: Kenneth, as you may have heard, Jonathan no longer works here.
KENNETH: Yeah. The assistants talked about it last night at Finnegan's, the bar we all go to after work...in my dreams.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body
#132

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

TRACY: Ken, we feel bad that we, (but mostly Jenna) gassed your bird.
JENNA: I agree. Not to name names but it's so sad that a certain black individual found it necessary to trick someone SO pretty into believing you were a murderer.
#134

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

"holster, you look hot in those trousers. Let's get drinks tonight."

LMAO
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I? I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
#135

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

I love the Bear and Robot Talk Show!

"We're gonna be heroes like Julia and Denzel in The Pelican Brief."

"I'm sorry to be using my barn voice in front of a lady but I am riled up.It is not enough that you killed the bird I have had for almost 60 years but the fact you didn't trust me is unforgivable."


'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-
#137

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

There are a lot of Michelle Obama jokes on the show. In the first or second episode jack makes one about "I'd like to shove this in Michelle Obama's smug face." I would LOVE it if she guest starred, course that would never happen....just a thought. She could play toofers mom!
I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"
#139

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

What the WHAT?
"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball

#140

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

I use "what the what" in everyday conversation now. Thank you 30 rock.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I? I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
#142

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Jonathan has to come back. He steals every scene he is in.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I? I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
#143

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Jack: Kenneth, get me Shotime.
Kenneth: WHY NOW?!
Theatre is a safe place to do the unsafe things that need to be done. -John Patrick Shanley
#144

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Jack: "Jenna...I wanna Tupac you."
Jenna: "Fine, but I have to pee first"

And when Liz realized she inadvertently joined a "Fight Club" I went into hysterics!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#145

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

That cover of the Jenna Maroney classic, "Muffin Top" by...Jenna Maroney, was priceless.
#146

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Jack, I didn't slap that Asian page. I was waving my arm around and she ran into it... twice!
"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball

#148

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

"Before I go, can I at least find out what Frank's hat says?"

and

"I'm prepared to do a nipple slip if you need it."

and the In Memorium part at the Kids' Choice Awards.

Updated On: 4/18/09 at 01:57 AM

#149

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

I'm sorry but hot sexy did Tina look when she was all styled out and straight hair, damn this women is amazing!


I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"
#150

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

"You just need to play dead."
"Oh I can play dead. I watched my entire church group get eaten by a bear."
"Sing the words, Patti!!!!" Stephen Sondheim to Patti LuPone.

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