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#127
Posted: 4/9/09 at 10:34pm
I liked the Suri Cruise parody!
#128
Posted: 4/9/09 at 10:36pm
It was a callback to a throwaway line from Liz about such a sketch back in Season 1.
Formerly SirNotAppearing - Joined 3/08
#129
Posted: 4/9/09 at 10:43pm
Jack McBrayer needs an Emmy!
"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball
#130
Posted: 4/9/09 at 10:56pm
When Roger Bart started crying at the end of the episode I nearly fell off my couch
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life. Define yourself"
#131
Posted: 4/10/09 at 10:12am
JACK: Kenneth, as you may have heard, Jonathan no longer works here.
KENNETH: Yeah. The assistants talked about it last night at Finnegan's, the bar we all go to after work...in my dreams.
KENNETH: Yeah. The assistants talked about it last night at Finnegan's, the bar we all go to after work...in my dreams.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
#132
Posted: 4/10/09 at 11:29am
TRACY: Ken, we feel bad that we, (but mostly Jenna) gassed your bird.
JENNA: I agree. Not to name names but it's so sad that a certain black individual found it necessary to trick someone SO pretty into believing you were a murderer.
JENNA: I agree. Not to name names but it's so sad that a certain black individual found it necessary to trick someone SO pretty into believing you were a murderer.
#133
Posted: 4/10/09 at 11:46am
"Enjoy your decorative air holders."
#134
Posted: 4/10/09 at 1:50pm
"holster, you look hot in those trousers. Let's get drinks tonight."
LMAO
LMAO
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I?
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
#135
Posted: 4/10/09 at 1:56pm
I love the Bear and Robot Talk Show!
"We're gonna be heroes like Julia and Denzel in The Pelican Brief."
"I'm sorry to be using my barn voice in front of a lady but I am riled up.It is not enough that you killed the bird I have had for almost 60 years but the fact you didn't trust me is unforgivable."
"We're gonna be heroes like Julia and Denzel in The Pelican Brief."
"I'm sorry to be using my barn voice in front of a lady but I am riled up.It is not enough that you killed the bird I have had for almost 60 years but the fact you didn't trust me is unforgivable."
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
#136
Posted: 4/10/09 at 2:06pm
Liz's "Oh, Snap" to Roger Bart almost had me in tears last night.
#137
Posted: 4/10/09 at 3:25pm
There are a lot of Michelle Obama jokes on the show. In the first or second episode jack makes one about "I'd like to shove this in Michelle Obama's smug face." I would LOVE it if she guest starred, course that would never happen....just a thought. She could play toofers mom!
I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"
#138
Posted: 4/10/09 at 3:34pm
"She could play toofers mom!"
This thought just made my day
This thought just made my day
#139
Posted: 4/10/09 at 4:52pm
What the WHAT?
"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball
#140
Posted: 4/10/09 at 4:57pm
I use "what the what" in everyday conversation now. Thank you 30 rock.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I?
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
#141
Posted: 4/10/09 at 10:30pm
Tina Fey rocked in that red dress. I died when Jack's assistant began singing to him after getting laid off.
#142
Posted: 4/11/09 at 10:56am
Jonathan has to come back. He steals every scene he is in.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I?
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
#143
Posted: 4/11/09 at 3:27pm
Jack: Kenneth, get me Shotime.
Kenneth: WHY NOW?!
Kenneth: WHY NOW?!
Theatre is a safe place to do the unsafe things that need to be done.
-John Patrick Shanley
#144
Posted: 4/16/09 at 9:51pm
Jack: "Jenna...I wanna Tupac you."
Jenna: "Fine, but I have to pee first"
And when Liz realized she inadvertently joined a "Fight Club" I went into hysterics!!!
Jenna: "Fine, but I have to pee first"
And when Liz realized she inadvertently joined a "Fight Club" I went into hysterics!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#145
Posted: 4/16/09 at 9:56pm
That cover of the Jenna Maroney classic, "Muffin Top" by...Jenna Maroney, was priceless.
#146
Posted: 4/16/09 at 10:25pm
Jack, I didn't slap that Asian page. I was waving my arm around and she ran into it... twice!
"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball
#147
Posted: 4/17/09 at 11:29am
It's pronounced "weiner slave".
#148
Posted: 4/18/09 at 1:57am
"Before I go, can I at least find out what Frank's hat says?"
and
"I'm prepared to do a nipple slip if you need it."
and the In Memorium part at the Kids' Choice Awards.
and
"I'm prepared to do a nipple slip if you need it."
and the In Memorium part at the Kids' Choice Awards.
Updated On: 4/18/09 at 01:57 AM
#149
Posted: 4/18/09 at 11:45am
I'm sorry but hot sexy did Tina look when she was all styled out and straight hair, damn this women is amazing!
I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"
#150
Posted: 4/18/09 at 11:54am
"You just need to play dead."
"Oh I can play dead. I watched my entire church group get eaten by a bear."
"Oh I can play dead. I watched my entire church group get eaten by a bear."
"Sing the words, Patti!!!!" Stephen Sondheim to Patti LuPone.
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