30 Rock funniest line of the night — Page 7

#151

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 4/23/09 at 9:53pm

Jack: Tracy, I need your help. My fiancee murdered her ex-husband when he cheated on her.

Tracy: Continue.



Brian Williams: I've never heard that term before. Do you know how to get to Connecticut?



Elisa: Lemon, isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

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#152

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 4/23/09 at 9:56pm

I'm going to be humming "workin' on my night cheese" for the next week and a half.

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#153

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 4/23/09 at 11:12pm

Did anyone notice at the beginning when the tv was knocked off the wall that they forgot to replace the greenscreen with an image?

Whoops!

So many great lines tonight....

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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#154

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 4/24/09 at 7:50am

The fact that Liz wore a Slanket just made the whole episode for me.

And the cheese tray was cracking me up!

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#155

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 4/24/09 at 3:11pm

Elaine Stritch is back next week.

#156

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 4/24/09 at 4:26pm

"It's not product Placement! I just like wearing it!"

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"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."

#157

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 4/24/09 at 5:52pm

"I heard you singing Night Cheese"

classic

#158

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 4/24/09 at 5:53pm

That is one gay lion.

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I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"

#159

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 4/25/09 at 3:20am

"Sorry, I haven't spoken English in two menses."

#160

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 4/25/09 at 10:15am

Jack: Liz I'm almost 50, that's 32 in lady years!

#161

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 4/25/09 at 11:24am

I died at the flashback of Elisa trying to open a bag by stabbing it with scissors while shouting "WHY WON'T YOU OPEN!?"

She is a shoe-in for an Emmy.

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I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"

#162

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 5/14/09 at 9:22pm

That was Julia Murney playing Jenna's sister on the Vontella show, right?

#163

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 5/14/09 at 10:02pm

Kenneth - "Science was my most favorite subject. Especially the Old Testament".

Mary J - "My Mary J. Blige Foundation is celebrating it's 10th year of searching for the Loch Ness Monster"

Cyndi Lauper -"I'm one of the drunk ones"

And yep that was Julia Murney. Hilarious!

Updated On: 5/14/09 at 10:02 PM

#164

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 5/14/09 at 10:36pm

Liz: Uh-uh. He thinks he needs a vajayjay upgrade...SHUT THAT DOWN!!"

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#165

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 5/14/09 at 10:46pm

"A guy crying over a chicken? I thought this show was a comedy."

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#166

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 5/15/09 at 10:16am

you beat me to it, Namo!

I had to pause it and explain the joke to my daughter. She needs to watch some Nick at Night and get edumacated.

#167

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 5/15/09 at 10:46am

It probably had to be explained to most people who don't know exactly where they were on February 23, 1983!

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#168

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 5/15/09 at 12:13pm

That was a brilliant finale!

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#169

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 5/15/09 at 1:16pm

Cyndi Lauper: I'm one of the drunk ones.

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#170

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 5/15/09 at 10:31pm

Overall I was very disappointed with this season. There were a few brilliant episodes, but most were very weak. Including the finale.

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I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"

#171

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 10/23/09 at 4:32pm

Loved last nights episode. Especially Jenna's movie about werewolfs.

Jane is in that Cirque Du Freak movie, if you didn't know.

#172

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 10/23/09 at 8:15pm

Loved the "deal breaker" lines. "If he's over 30 and wears a name tag to work, that's a deal breaker." "If he wears a diamond necklace that says 'open marriage', that's a deal breaker."

#173

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 10/23/09 at 8:20pm

Am I the only one that didn't know about the book of DEALBREAKER? Was that introduced and I missed it, or was it what Liz did over the summer as an extension of the TGS "Dealbreaker" skit from last season?

The episode was a WTF moment for me for this reason, but the indie horror movie (hits close to home!) was, indeed, the HIGHlarious highlight.

P

#174

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 12/6/09 at 9:52am

Last episode was so funny we can't delete it from our dvr. We watch the Dealbreaker opening credits scene over and over. When she blows that kiss I lose it!!! Great, great episode.

#175

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 12/6/09 at 6:00pm

I just started watching this show on demand! I love it!

"THE COSBY SHOW LIED TO ME!!!"