30 Rock funniest line of the night — Page 9

#201

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 1/14/10 at 9:53pm

"The local TV station cut down 'Will and Grace' so much it was called 'Karen'."

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"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

#202

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 1/14/10 at 9:54pm

"...having ice cold diarrhea from too much Jamba Juice"

#203

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 1/14/10 at 9:56pm

Loved the Chips moment with Cheyenne Jackson and Tina Fey.

#204

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 1/14/10 at 9:58pm

Too many funny lines to list (I heard "Skankabitch" right?) but Jane Krakowski's physical reactions have been amazing this season. That scream! Oh and Liz dancing at the end was too precious.

Updated On: 1/14/10 at 09:58 PM

#205

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 1/14/10 at 10:12pm

"Microsoft Windows 95"

#206

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 1/15/10 at 12:15pm

Liz: Look, you are a beautiful woman but you can't play prom queens and murdered runaways forever.

Jenna: But those were my majors at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks.

Liz: You can try to fight getting older or you can be like Madonna and cling to youth with your Gollum arms.

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#207

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 1/15/10 at 4:16pm

I loved Jenna's "I'm forty one. Time to die!"...mostly because Gossip Girl is my guilty pleasure...

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<-----Bernadette Peters and Alexander Hanson in A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC.

Send in the clowns...Send in the crowds!

"I prefer neurotic people. I like to hear rumblings beneath the surface."-Stephen Sondheim

#208

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 1/15/10 at 4:37pm

I love Kenneth so much. I nearly choked when he said:

KENNETH: Albino Monk

JACK: That's a mirror

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Updated On: 1/15/10 at 04:37 PM

#209

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 1/15/10 at 9:51pm

"I know it's gonna be a girl because I shouted 'Susan B. Anthony' at the moment of conception!"

#210

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/4/10 at 11:19pm

"I've been a lot of things in my life. A liar. A dental hygienist."

#211

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/4/10 at 11:26pm

"Mothers. You can't kill them..."

And I was dying when Colleen's picture came up on that powerpoint.

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<-----Bernadette Peters and Alexander Hanson in A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC.

Send in the clowns...Send in the crowds!

"I prefer neurotic people. I like to hear rumblings beneath the surface."-Stephen Sondheim

#212

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/5/10 at 1:58am

The Paranormal Activity part was funny!

#213

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/5/10 at 9:08am

Jenna's duet with her mom had me LMAO...what a great episode.

I couldn't BELIEVE how old Jan Hooks looked...time is flying by.

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#214

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/5/10 at 10:04am

“His name is Mr. Wiggles, and his cat’s name is Benson.” - Kenneth

“This show will have laughter, tears, topless arguments, infections caused by jacuzzi water!” - Verna

Also loved that she has a tattoo of a mermaid and Captain Morgan doing it.

#215

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/5/10 at 11:42am

Verna needs to be a regular on the show. I had forgotten how much I missed Jan Hooks until last night!!!

#216

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/5/10 at 12:56pm

Liz on the phone when she was sleep eating. LOL!!

I had to rewind and watch three times.

#217

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/5/10 at 1:29pm

I just thought about something else. Jenna taking the mic out from her purse.

#218

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/5/10 at 2:08pm

"Everything was perfect, like a John Mayer song."

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#219

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/5/10 at 2:12pm

"How is this not affecting you?"

"Because I'm listening to the lyrics."

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"You mean what was the best picture of the year or what did they pick as the best picture of the year?" - California Suite

#220

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/5/10 at 2:14pm

Verna said something about dying her poop green on St. Patrick's Day. That cracked me up!

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#221

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/5/10 at 3:47pm

Her pool, I thought.

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#222

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/5/10 at 3:50pm

roseaddams beat me to the punch. That was my favorite line of the night and the episode was amazing.

I love how the real-life age difference between Jane and Jan is 11 years. Okay this is Jenna Maroney we are talking about so maybe I should not be that surprised. Yeah they made Jan look older than she really is but still it did not look mother-daughter, but this is again Jenna Maroney.

#223

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/5/10 at 8:12pm

Really? No slam on Jan Hooks, because I thought she was divine in the role and I hope she comes back, but I totally bought her as the mother of a 41 year old.

I believe Namo is right. It DID sound like poop, though.

My favorite line last night was from the the tag at the end.

"Do you remember that show Jennifer Slept Here? Ann Jillian plays the ghost of a Hollywood starlet - who helps teenagers! With what? I don't know."

I also now chase Kringas around the house calling him "Meat Cat."

This, in my humble opinion, has been a great season thus far.

#224

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/6/10 at 2:25am

Poop? Pool?

I thought it was poon.

#225

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/6/10 at 11:15am

I heard poop also, but pool makes a lot more sense...

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