AMERICAN HORROR STORY 3 — Page 16

Did he just run out of episodes?! You mean to tell me that Fiona couldn't protect herself? You can kill a ghost ax murderer with an ax and knives? This is like bad fan fiction.

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That aspect bugs me, and doesn't. Many horror films use real cases and completely intensify the evil--Murphy did it in one of the better season one episodes in fact (Black Dahlia, etc.)

Yes, you're right, but Murphy kept saying in interviews that the scariest part about the LaLaurie storyline was that it was all true.

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"Murphy kept saying in interviews that the scariest part about the LaLaurie storyline was that it was all true."

I can't decide whether that's despicable or willfully ignorant. Never mind the character assassination of Papa Legba. Murphy is a fvckwit.

Papa Legba

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In terms of horror shows, is anyone planning to see Penny Dreadful?

I haven't seen last week's episode yet. I guess I better watch it before tonight.

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Right? I'm totally protest watching tonight.

That would involve my television hopping off the credenza and giving me the best head I've ever had. I'm doubting that's gonna happen.

At least I'll get to scrub my brain of it with Top Chef immediately after.

And chiffon! Teal chiffon!

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Top Chef meets AHS: Nicholas for Supreme!

Yeah, I'm definitely 420-ing during the finale tonight, this season has become a real F*CKing mess. The racial politics are icky as usual given that Murphy cannot handle race, but the fact that they have no idea what the rules of the world are and that they have no interest in keeping some sort of cohesion from one episode to the next is a dealbreaker, ladies.
I'm gonna say no one emerges as the Supreme and that it's the entire Coven that has to stick together now, or something crazy like that. All I know is it's going to be disappointing, and that Jessica Lange will definitely show up. I'm hoping for another fabulous scene with Kathy Bates and Angela Bassett (MVPs of the season)...also hoping Gabourey Sidibe takes an acting lesson before her next gig.
Oh, and Team Shirley all the way in TOP CHEF.

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Patti LuPone was the next Supreme. Hank made a deliberate aim to shoot LuPone in "The Sacred Taking." Why does Fiona all of a sudden regain her health after throwing up the pills, and why does she stay healthy the rest of the season? Because Patti DIED.