one of my friends postd this on facebook and I thought it was funny...maybe we can add to it
What we have learned so far from AHS
1. if possible, do some research before you choose a psychiatrist. if you find one whose patients were either already dead or died shortly after his treatment, move on.
2.if you find a beautiful mansion (with beautiful chestnut woodwork, custom stained glass windows and tiffany chandeliers and comes with a maid) at a fire sale price, someone died in it, and it was due to something other than natural causes. move on.
3. if some vixen says 'follow me down to the basement because i'm just dying to give you the ultimate bj', there might also be a sharp set of teeth and a plastic bag in it for you. move on.
4. if your creepy neighbor with the creepy child keeps showing up with creepy things on pretty china for you to eat, DON'T eat the creepy things.
5. Never ever open the door and let someone in who says they "are hurt and in need of some help".
6. Make sure you get a dog that is too big to fit in the microwave.
7. Make sure you have your birth control pills up to date or have a diaphragm in before having sex with someone in a rubber suit.
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life. Define yourself"