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gettinhep
#0AbFab Lines
Posted: 11/18/04 at 8:37pm

Does anyone have a favorite line or a favorite episode from Absolutely Fabulous?

Here's one...

PATSY: The last mosquito that bit me had to check into Betty Ford


'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#1re: AbFab Lines
Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:04pm

Squish Squish!



She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.



La Croix sweetie, La Croix.



I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs.



Edina:What you two don't seem to realize is that inside of me, inside of me, there is a thin person just screaming to get out.

Gran: Just the one, dear?

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MagicToDo82
#2re: AbFab Lines
Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:06pm

DANG! You beat me to it, but ...

Edina:What you two don't seem to realize is that inside of me, inside of me, there is a thin person just screaming to get out.

Gran: Just the one, dear?

was my ABsolute favorite line from the entire series....other than everything involving Bubbles.:)


There's always room for pathos - and jazz hands.

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Amneris
#3re: AbFab Lines
Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:14pm

EDINA: Darling... Mummy's feeling old darling... Darling Maybe If My Mum would of kept her legs shut for a bit longer , I'd be a few years younger!

wayniebee2003
#4re: AbFab Lines
Posted: 11/18/04 at 10:07pm

Edina: Darling, sweetie!!!

Patsy is my abfab fave though, lol


If one is not half mad, how can one give magic to a dancing star?
Updated On: 11/18/04 at 10:07 PM

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mirandajrs
#5re: AbFab Lines
Posted: 11/19/04 at 1:38am

Patsy: You may dress like a christian, but the similarities end there.
Eddy: You can drop the attitude, you only work in a shop.
Patsy: Oh Eddy, is it a bee?


Edith 'Little Edie' Bouvier Beale: Do you think my costume looked all right for Brooks? I think he was a little amazed.

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Lorelai
#6re: AbFab Lines
Posted: 11/19/04 at 4:27am

not sure if this is the actual quotes because I did go to a site to get some info on AbFab to jog my memory, I'll add more later:

1. Eddy: sweetie, darling. sweetie darling sweetie darling....when did I start calling you that?
Saffron: Probably because you couldn't remember my name for the first 5 years of my life? (don;t know the exact quote)
2. Edina: What do you see when you look in the mirror, darling?
Patsy: Me looking fabulous. What do you see?
Edina: Yeah... Just the room.


(formerly bronte604) "You really just love money and power and capitalism? You know they're never going to love you back." "Things happen for the best...I don't even believe that myself."

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feinstein9
#7re: AbFab Lines
Posted: 11/19/04 at 4:48am


patsie: This little baby is like a Prozac raindrop from a thundercloud of depression.
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eddy: Don't think you're so clever. I've started repressed false memory therapy; I'll get something on you yet. You in a wood in a hood. It's all coming back to me.
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Saffy: I thought they didn't let people with drug convictions into America.
Patsy: It's not so much a conviction, darling. It's more of a strong belief.
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Eddy: Cos this isn't a lovely lovely fun, jumpy, lovely lovely day, this is horrible, painful, funless grind.
Saffy: Welcome to my world.
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mother: Skinny blinky long legs, big banana feet. Roly poly pudding that nobody wants to meet!
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eddy: Forget your E's and your LSD's, there's a whole alphabet of drugs available!
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Mother: I'm always writing to Claire, like the time when I thought I had that disease, you know, the one that makes you forget everything.
Eddy: Alzheimer's.
Mother: You know, the one you get when you're old.
Eddy: Alzheimer's.
Mother: What's it called... erm...
Eddy: ALZHEIMER'S!

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AbsolutKnight
#8re: AbFab Lines
Posted: 11/19/04 at 7:35am

Eddy: God, it's a rather depressing thought that you might live on after me, isn't it? You, huh. That's how I'm going to be remembered, is it? What, through you?
Saffy: Well what do you want, a statue?
Eddy: YES.
Saffy: A great big, fat, ugly, armless statue?
Eddy: I've got arms. I've got arms. I just want to bequeath something to the nation, that's all, not just you.


Patsy: She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.

Eddy: I did tell you the facts of life didn't I sweetie?
Saffy: If you mean that time you sat on my bed and shook me awake at two in the morning, stoned out of your brain, and slurred into my ear 'By the way sweetie, people have it off,' then yes, you told me the facts of life.


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