From Tom Coburn's chief of staff:
But all pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards. And that in fact is what it does. I know couples now who are struggling with the husband?s addiction to pornography. It?s a terrible thing, and that is what happened to him. You know, if it doesn?t turn you homosexual, it at least renders you less capable of loving your wife.
Huh?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
So all masturbation is homosexual, too?
Cannot help but think of the classic line Neil Simon gave the great Maggie Smith in CALIFORNIA SUITE:
"If there's one thing I hate, it's a bisexual homosexual."
What's the word for the people who always have to be looking in a mirror at themselves to get off?
Madonna?
That makes less sense than a mad lib.
"You kissed a girl. That's so gay."
(Jimbo Jones)
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
". . . turns your sexual drive inwards"
Sounds like a frustrated bottom.
Whenever someone talks like that, imo it tends to make them sound like they're talking about themselves, not some big societal picture.
Updated On: 9/21/09 at 11:44 AM
Thank you for this article. I just told my boss he is gay and sent him the link as proof.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
This has my mind thoroughly boggled.
Well I know it was the close up shots of the trains going into the tunnels that made me realize I was gay! Just sayin'.
I just saw this and thought about posting it--but I couldn't think of anything to say about it except "Huh?"
I still can't.
HUH?!?
Haha, I went through the same thing PJ! It is so fundamentally confused I don't even know what exactly his point is.
There's really no further depth or explanation to it than this is the "adult" version of saying "that's so gay" to describe anything one finds unappealing.
I think it's also telling that there were fewer votes cast in the Value Voters Summit's '12 presidential straw poll (that Huckabee won) than there are in most high school student council elections.
Perhaps he was confusing homosexuality with asexuality, or auto-erotica?
It doesn't make one bit of sense.
'All pornography is homosexual pornography'
If that premise is true, I may in fact be as gay as the rest of you.
Wait, so... If you're a male, looking at nude women turns you gay?...
How does that work, exactly?
"If you're a male, looking at nude women turns you gay?...How does that work, exactly?"
ROFL Madbrian!!!!
LOL brian
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Now I get it. I read an article about it and the are apparently saying telling kids this is a good way to keep them from rubbing one out. If looking at porno makes you gay, then 12 year-olds won't want to look at porno.
Updated On: 9/21/09 at 02:48 PM
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